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42 yo female sent in for vaginal bleeding and 'looking pale'. Per triage, pt looks 'a little pale'. VSS (ie, not tachycardic, not hypotense, pulse ox okay). Pt with compliant of feeling tired but no CP/SOB/focal compliants. Sister says she has been bleeding for 'months' and dragged her in (pt doesn't like doctors)
Intern goes to see her and tells me, 'I think the patient is a virgin, I think her hymen is intact'.
Me: Is she a nun?
Intern: no. Just never had sex.
Gyn laughs but then concurs (hymen indeed intact(
And the drum roll is: Hgb of 2
Got a hysterectomy yesterday for a fibroid
Intern goes to see her and tells me, 'I think the patient is a virgin, I think her hymen is intact'.
Me: Is she a nun?
Intern: no. Just never had sex.
Gyn laughs but then concurs (hymen indeed intact(
And the drum roll is: Hgb of 2
Got a hysterectomy yesterday for a fibroid