Why you should avoid attending Temple! The REAL reason

[ZeroCool]

It's not the gangsters and thugs you have to worry about at Temple, it's actually the SCIENTOLOGISTS!!!!!!!!!!! On my walk to campus i was attacked by Lord Xenu and almost killed in an ally. Lord Xenu shot thetans in my direction.. Luckily I dodged it, and Lord Xenu flew back to his planet on his space plane. The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s, "except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't." DC-8s have jet engines, not propellers, although Hubbard may have meant the turbine fans. What's Gonorrhea and crack when there are scientologists running loose??

Philly is the Scientology capital of the WORLD... be careful!

Check out the true story here:

Scientology Website

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[tinman831]

what

 

[ZeroCool]

and one more thing... dat_student and Tom Cruise are real advocates for the religion....

 

[drhobie7]

you must've seen that South Park episode

 

[lifescool]

and one more thing... dat_student and Tom Cruise are real advocates for the religion....

haha