As I walk the hallowed halls in my white coat, I will have no problem condesending to those of obvious lower intellectual, and therefore financial and social, stature. You undoubtingly understand I am refering to the hospital support staff including nurses, techs, the dirty janitors, and, yes, the fearsome, retiree volunteers who often confuse the limited wisdom of their meager lives with intellectual capacity. I will enjoy mingling with colleagues at golf matches and cosmopolitan pubs, all while indulging in the sinful lifestyles we so richly deserve. I look forward to exerting my (male) dominance on all of the attractive female members of the nursing staff while simutaneously ridiculing the male, and obviously homosexual, members of the same mentioned group....
This is too hard to write. I'm hating myself for even creating it for fun.😀
