Would you eat a poop hot dog to gain admission to your first choice school?

[Newman8r]

bump haha

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[Jeffy]

bump haha

way to rejuvenate a classic

 

[Newman8r]

yeah I love this thread

 

[Newman8r]

anyway, and I never officially made this clear - I would definitely eat that hot dog

 

[Jeffy]

I pretty much had that hot dog for lunch today when I made the mistake of ordering a Millenium Dog at Pink's today. I still don't know what that sausage was but it sure isn't the same as what goes in a Huell Dog. Vomit.

 

[Potato!]

More Poop threads! Everyone loves bathroom humor!

I'd eat more than just a footlong poop dog to get into my first choice.

 

[Babooshka]

A million dollars is a lot, but if I had it, yes I would pay that much to eat a poop hot dog.

 

[acl3623]

pass the poop, and give me my admissions letter!!hell yea! i think i would make a deal though...how about eat the poop dog BEFORE i apply...like not having to go through any of this sh$t (ironically) to get in. saves me money and stress...then i would do it.

 

[khushi83]

Poop hot dog, I would eat a lot worse. Come on, it can't be worse than waiting and waiting and then waiting some more for some adcom to take pity on me and give me an interview. Sigh, do I have any dignity left? I just wanna go to bed. It's only five, no way I can justify going to bed now.

 

[DaniDoc]

bump

and yes, i'd eat the poop. although right now, med school's looking like more of a backup plan -- i just found out a couple of weeks ago, I got a pilot slot in the Air Force!

can you say CRAZY FUN????

 

[VPDcurt]

I'd eat a wheelbarrow full of poop. Screw the hot dog - that is child's play - more like an afternoon snack. We are talking a career here.

 

[Jeffy]

Screw the hot dog - that is child's play.

I agree. If anything, the bread from the hot dog dampers the effects of the poop.


On a side note, its good to know that when everything else looks glim - my life, my ailing fragile body, etc. - bathroom humor will always remain.

 

[jeffsleepy]

bump

and yes, i'd eat the poop. although right now, med school's looking like more of a backup plan -- i just found out a couple of weeks ago, I got a pilot slot in the Air Force!

can you say CRAZY FUN????

I'm jealous, that's definately one of the things I'll be looking for in my next life. After my short stint as an amoeba of course.

 

[mcjay]

As long as it's not bum poop. Bum's have the worst kind. They are all full of cheap vodka and recycled McDonald's. Wait, maybe that would be kinda good.

 

[DianaLynne]

That is so gross! Maybe I'd eat a bug or two, but not poo. But are we talking full ride here?

 

[cathyg]

I'd eat it AND I might do a few other things, too!

 

[MADSTAB]

Poop is nothing I'd eat it just for an interview.......mmmmm its cooking from within

 

[Ypo.]

I'm talkin' foot long. I know I would.

That depends. What kind of poop? Are we talking human feces, dog feces, chicken feces? I might be able to eat my own poop, but I don't think I could eat anyone else's poop. Also, would we be allowed to sterilize it? Or do we have to eat it steaming fresh?

I would not be able to eat chicken feces or pig manure. They smell awful.

But I might be able to my dog's poop. Her movements are always robust, nicely formed, and healthy looking.

Also, I think I could do horse poop-it decomposes really fast and looks like dead grass in a couple of days anyways.

Of course, I am already accepted so this conversation is pointless, but I probably would have at one time eaten poop-if I could have avoided the indignity of the rest of the application process.

 

[leechy]

That depends. What kind of poop? Are we talking human feces, dog feces, chicken feces?

I know, right? It all depends on the kind of poop. Lincoln logs vs floaters vs corny sediment...

Would anyone chug a thermos full of diarrhea? I know I would.

 

[Mowgli]

Don't be a ****eater.

 

[DrThom]

yeah, with a side of cow chips

 

[abcxyz0123]

cow chips?

 

[abcxyz0123]

u craze

 

[Childe]

I know, right? It all depends on the kind of poop. Lincoln logs vs floaters vs corny sediment...

Would anyone chug a thermos full of diarrhea? I know I would.

I dont know why this made me laugh so long haha

this thread owns

 

[VPDcurt]

Would anyone chug a thermos full of diarrhea? I know I would.

I'd prefer to throw it in a funnel and take it down that way - maybe use a nice chaser... like luke-warm piss.

 

[JDAD]

My poop smells like roses, I would welcome the opprotunity.

 

[frantic983]

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[cathyg]

Would anyone chug a thermos full of diarrhea? I know I would.

 

[evajaclynn]

I'd prefer to throw it in a funnel and take it down that way - maybe use a nice chaser... like luke-warm piss.

would this be considered the equivalent of a beer bong? nice.

 

[acidhouse303]

i saw a video of some guy eating poop. it was pretty weird.

are u sure it wasnt scat porn

 

[monopolova]

I know, right? It all depends on the kind of poop. Lincoln logs vs floaters vs corny sediment...

Would anyone chug a thermos full of diarrhea? I know I would.

My God! What have we become?

Also, just learned in microbio today that wet feces is 40% bacteria while dry feces is 80% bacteria. So, if you think of it that way, you're not really eating that much poop after all. You're just downing a whole ton of e-coli.

 

[masterMood]

what type of poop are we talking about here?

horse poop, human poop, hog poop?

does it have to be your own poop?

that's pretty gross, i dunno if i could do it it's too gross.

i'd probably choose covering myself up int he stuff instead of oh man nevermind...

 

[Rzarecta]

what type of poop are we talking about here?

horse poop, human poop, hog poop?

does it have to be your own poop?

that's pretty gross, i dunno if i could do it it's too gross.

i'd probably choose covering myself up int he stuff instead of oh man nevermind...

Best thread ressurection in the history of humankind PERIOD.

 

[vish57]

I would not hesitate to eat my own ****. It can't be that bad, just wash it down with some coke. I would also eat **** to get the girl of my dreams (Jessica Alba), be 3 inhes taller, be a professional athlete, and thats about it.

 

[isellcrack2kids]

id eat jessica alba's **** to get into my first choice.

 

[masterMood]

Best thread ressurection in the history of humankind PERIOD.

lol i know!

maybe if i was wicked stoned then maybe. if i had the munchies maybe i would like it then.

 

[UCLAstudent]

Well, how do you think I got into UCLA?

 

[derf]

add mustard, relish, onions, chopped tomatoes and sauerkraut, topped with bacon and sour cream, and you have one tasty poop dog.

 

[Sparky Man]

what about a deep-fried poop hotdog on a stick?

 

[masterMood]

Actually i changed my mind. I wouldn't mind eating a poop hot dog.

I'd take the 1 foot piece of poop and squish it as much as possible. I'd put it under extreme pressure and mold it into a very small shape and then gulp it without chewing.

I would then feel very disgusted and then vomit it (because i did "eat" it technically), and bingo I am at Duke Med.! Oh yeah.
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[Brain]

So if you could get into your first choice med school by eating poop, wouldn't top schools like Harvard, Duke etc be filled entirely by **** eaters? What would that do to the rankings?

 

[Tra La La]

So if you could get into your first choice med school by eating poop, wouldn't top schools like Harvard, Duke etc be filled entirely by **** eaters? What would that do to the rankings?

 

[masterMood]

isn't it already filled with **** eaters?

 

[Tra La La]

isn't it already filled with **** eaters?

OUCH!

I'm sure that there are many **** eaters at all medical schools--but moreso at the top tier ones.

 

[Milhouse Van Houten]

once again i, milhouse van houten, the creator of this popular thread when i was applying to med schools, would like to stop by for a cameo. i'm so pleased i have touched the lives of so many. i can't believe how long ago it was that i wrote this. i can't believe how it seems like only a few months ago that i wrote it. and i can't believe i still would eat the poop hot dog.

 

[Tra La La]

once again i, milhouse van houten, the creator of this popular thread when i was applying to med schools, would like to stop by for a cameo. i'm so pleased i have touched the lives of so many. i can't believe how long ago it was that i wrote this. i can't believe how it seems like only a few months ago that i wrote it. and i can't believe i still would eat the poop hot dog.

I praise you! BEST THREAD EVER!!!

 

[willthatsall]

Best thread ressurection in the history of humankind PERIOD.

I think the real question is: how did he find this thread? I mean, what were the search terms and was he actually looking for some depraved, indecent material?

 

[masterMood]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, I was searching for a joke thread to revive (from a while ago). Maybe you guys know? Its the one where the applicant sat with the interviewer, and the interviewer would ask really weird questions.

I typed on the advanced search "jokes"

and searched from when i joined. and i also limited the posts to be at least like 60 posts. and then i saw this, and i wasl ike HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WTF?!?!?! THIS IS GENIUS!!!!!!!

 

[masterMood]

p.s. milhouse van heuten, what does your name mean?

what med. schools did you get into?

how did you come up with the "poop hot dog" thread to begin with? Its utter genius.


edit: my furby ate a foot long piece of hot dog poop, and now he's a real creature. he talks to me and asks for more food 'wah wah! oooh ka luuu luuuu!!!!"

 

[Tra La La]

milhouse van heuten

The character from the SIMPSONS?