...because you wore scrubs to the MCAT.
...because you claim to have never studied for any test but claim to get straight A's.
...because you made spinach dip in a bowl of sourdough bread...and gave it to your interviewer.
...because you wear scrubs on Halloween.... (dork!)
...because you wear scrubs in bed ...
...because you've practiced writing your signature with an "MD" at the end...
Because you're the obnoxious guy in my physics class asking lame-ass questions that are completely irrelevant to the class and keeping us from getting out early. Butt-kisser.
because when you have the opportunity to get laid, you say "no thanks, i'm going to study anatomy instead." then you pleasure yourself to the anatomy notes.
because you're holding onto
[email protected] just so you have it when the time comes...
because you have MCAT bed sheets and pajamas
...because you managed to insert the Dr. prefix into your name on facebook....
...because you start threads on SDN "What are my chances with a 41 and a 4.0? From Harvard?"
...because you start threads on SDN trying to freak out current applicants.
because you named your cat MCAT
because you named your cat Pivnert after PV=NRT
...because your sole post on SDN is in an Official Score Release Thread....
...because your name on SDN is premedmachine....
...because you join SDN to ask how far your Ivy League alumni relatives will take you...
because youre on SDN on a Friday/Saturday night
Because you sit in the front row in all your classes and stare adoringly at your professors, while thinking of more lame-ass questions to ask.
that's the best one!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA 
