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. . . when you keep reading this thread even though it has stretched into a third page.
You leave anatomy lab, take a shower, and still smell like dead people.
. . . when you keep reading this thread even though it has stretched into a third page.
I smell dead people!!!!
This is useful for the incoming class of '11. Now I know to make a Costco run for highlighters and red bull before school starts.
...and then you actually consider trading them all your pink coloured ones for all their purple ones.
...You find drunk driving absolutely reprehensible, but on the morning of every announced quiz and exam you can be seen intently reading your notes while doing 85 on the freeway.
It's a week before a test, and you feel totally unprepared and think you don't have enough time to catch up.
And then a non-med school friend calls and asks if you want to hang out, and when you say you can't because you have to study, they reply "Wow, getting an early start, aren't you?" And you have no idea what to respond, because that seems like such an illogical comment.
Me - at a loss for words because how do you really explain to "normal" people that crunch time starts 2 weeks in advance so that they understand you?
lol...I just got a similar comment from a friend during last week's exams.
Him - "I haven't talked to you in forever, let's catch up."
Me - "I can't, I have an exam in 3 days and I'm studying."
Him - "You have THREE WHOLE DAYS...geez. It's not even crunch time."
Me - at a loss for words because how do you really explain to "normal" people that crunch time starts 2 weeks in advance so that they understand you?
you know your in medschool when your husband periodically asks you how many weeks out you are from the next test because he's already figured out that you will lose your mind and not be any fun once you are two weeks out from an exam . . . its like a countdown to insanity and misery so he can plan to be out of the house during that time, lol.
you get drunk more than you did in college.
When you drink you worry about upregulating specific cytochrome P450s that may increase acetaminophen toxicity.
aye! But you do it with more of a purpose!
edit: and less of a budget.
Discuss the pros and cons of different reading positions.
You can list off 15 different forms of anemia but you don't remember more than 2 sexual positions.
If you're cramming for 2 weeks for a path test how are you ever going to manage boards?
When you know the mountain dew has more caffine than coke your sperm count be damned, that tea is useless, and a spoonful of coffee is faster than going through the mess of actually making coffee
Do you just suck on the grounds? Eeww. And I'm a Seattle boy who loves his coffee.
Do you just suck on the grounds? Eeww. And I'm a Seattle boy who loves his coffee.
You know, I'm not even close to being in AOA, but after reading this thread I feel I should receive the prestigious "made it through med school without ever using a single highlighter" award. Only two months left...
I went to college with a girl who did that. She buy a big thing of cheapo coffee (you know, folgers, etc) and eat it with a spoon.
Like, actually swallowed it? Isn't that like eating course dirt or sand? I just can't imagine.
You know, I'm not even close to being in AOA, but after reading this thread I feel I should receive the prestigious "made it through med school without ever using a single highlighter" award. Only two months left...
I went to college with a girl who did that. She buy a big thing of cheapo coffee (you know, folgers, etc) and eat it with a spoon.
I knew a guy who would make "espresso soup": he'd boil a ton of espresso grounds in water, and eat it with a spoon. He also once made coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
Dear God, what am I getting myself into? Does this start already during MS1? Will my old friends still love me?
Dear God, what am I getting myself into? Does this start already during MS1? Will my old friends still love me?
He also once made coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
You have diagnosed yourself or others with at least 5 rare diseases (PML, Kaposi's sarcoma, Measles, Rheumatic Heart Disease, etc.)
He also once made coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
And to combine the 2 topics: I sometimes drink so much coffee that I have trouble highlighting in a straight line. So I have to go back over it again, just to clarify what I meant to highlight. That's probably where some of my highlighter ink goes.
I agree. Who is this genius? Maybe we should give him a price: "Most innovative medical student fo the year". It's given at an award where we honor medical students making the life better for the other medical students.Brilliant
You realize that despite your bachelors degree, and the 3 years of medical school training, even the janitor gets more respect than you in the hospital.
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3. The only Spanish words you know are dolor and sangre