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I'll start Carpal Bones Sally Lowered Tommy's Pants, He C*me Three Times
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Pretty funny when the 4th year anatomy elective students were helping us out in lab and none of them could remember the bones themselves, but all knew the mnemonic. |
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Avec caféine.
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Premature ejaculation? Sounds Like Tommy Could Try Titrating His Paxil.
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Just another dumb ER doc.
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1.SPAK- status post ass-kicking
2.PPP- piss-poor protoplasm Steve
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I'm a freaking attending????
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Banned
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ADASTW- Arrived dead and stayed that way
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Nobel War Prize Winner
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DFO
Done Fell Out. |
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Elf
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SOB...well now phased out of the hospital back home. Pt or pt's family heard the abbreviation when the paramedics were reporting in and thought they were calling them sons of...well you know. Now the paramedics are supposed to use SOA (short of air) so that they don't offend the pts that know the truth.
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Drug dealer = unlicensed pharmacist EM
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the last tycoon
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Avec caféine.
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I asked for mnemotics on sedation a while back and got some of my personal favorites:
Obvious: B-52 or 5 and 2 = 5mg of haldol and 2mg of ativan Not so obvious: HAM sandwich = haldol, ativan and morphine |
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Globus Hystericus
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HONDA - Hispanic Obese Non-insulin dependent Diabetic with Asthma
not one I use but which i have heard and thought was interesting. call it a Don Imus-ism. |
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Or the Texas version: Dead Raght Thar.
Take care, Jeff
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life is good
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GOMER - Get Outta My ER
STD - Spinning the Drain (also CTD, Circling the Drain) GYD - Grave Yard Dead
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How about "Triple I" chest pain. (Aiiii Aiiii Aiiii). Typically an early 20's-30's Hispanic female....
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Globus Hystericus
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low level owl.
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this one isn't EM specific, but I'm studying and just ran across it in first aid:
Drugs causing gynecomastia: Spironoloctone, Digitalis, Cimetidine, Alcohol use, Ketoconazole -Some Drugs Create Awesome Knockers
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My name is Neo
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Got this one from Ken Butler at Univ of MD (regional airway expert):
before intubating, try to SOAP ME: Suction Oxygen Airway Equipment Pharmaceuticals Monitoring/Equipment Q
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fff: fat, fertile, and forty
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Mentally rearded cerebral palsy
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DFOIC- major subtype of DFO
Done fell out in church. Ex: 83yo LOL DFOIC. |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Well I suppose I should have clarified that the mnemonics be useful for everyday ED life. But I did enjoy reading these!
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Gin and Tonic
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A path professor of mine would actually make it the 7 f's - adding "flatulant floating feces" to the 4 f's already mentioned.
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i read somewhere on this board before about "status hispanicus". i thought it was pretty funny. --your friendly neighborhood ED consulting caveman
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Somewhat OT, but...the essential amino acids (ones our body can't synthesize)
Very Lazy Is The Man Leaving Pecker Tracks! Valine Leucine Isoleucine Threonine Methionine Lysine Phenylalanine Tyrosine |
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Banned
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I've also alternatively heard a fifth "f"- fried, in reference to the fact that in some patients greasy foods trigger gallbladder attacks.
I was also taught six "f's" that can cause distention of the abdomen: fluid, flatulence, fat, feces, fibroid (tumor), fetus |
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The white Hard24Get
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I know the five Fs of gall bladder disease, just one addition:
Female, fat, fertile, forty, fair |
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a couple for sycope...
CHESS from the san fran rules for risk stratifying/admitting sycope pts CHF Hb < 30 EKG abn SBP < 90 SOB also, CRAPS for "bad" causes of syncope Cardiac structural defects (AS, HOCM) Rupture (aorta, viscus, ectopic) Arrythmia PE SAH |
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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DTPL - Discharge To Parking Lot
Offservice with the trauma team: OTFL - Off The F'n List LOFD - Looks Okay From Door |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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How about the 6T risk factors for snakebites...
Toothless, Testosterone, Tank Top, pickup Truck, Tatooed, inToxicated if you can't remember all of that, a low tooth to tatoo ratio is a pretty good predictor too.... |
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BARF-Brainless Application of Radiological Finding
VOMIT-Victim Of Medical Imaging Technology |
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I like that BARF one. I've had so many paranoid attendings freak out when a radiologist reads a scan as normal but adds: "Cannot rule out xxx life-threatening condition xxx, clinical correlation is recommended". |
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Nobel War Prize Winner
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I really wish I could dictate in my report "patient has _______ physical finding, cannot rule out _______, radiological correlation is recommended."
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So Fresh, So Clean
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I read through the thread twice and I can't see where anyone has mentioned:
SOCMMOB As in, I was "Standing On the Corner Minding My Own Business" when these two dudes jumped me and put a lone star beer bottle up my rear end. -Mike
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Drinking from the hydrant
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anyway, this one's not a pneumonic. it's more of a poem. but it's on my test in a couple hours, so here it is. Signs/Sx of Anti-Ach Toxicity: dry as a bone, red as a beet, blind as a bat, hot as a hare, mad as a hatter, bowel and bladder lose their tone, and the heart goes on alone. |
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Point and shoot.
Point - parasympathetic = erection Shoot - sympathetic = ejaculation Not very knowledge heavy, but funny how it worked out that way.
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If hate were people, I'd be China Done and living it up in Cajun country. |
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Does this really come up in the emergency setting very often? Ok, I concede there are those "I ate 18 viagra and have had an erection lasting 12 hours" patients.
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disheveled_dave
Join Date: Apr 2005
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FOS - "Full of sh*t"
This one gets used a lot, especially with the malingerers in the psych unit
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Venous Penis (good way to remember where the femoral vein is next to the artery)
SITA (Shot in the ass) PITA (pain in the ass) (SITA=PITA)
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But nooooo!
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I use "Dick VAN" (****) - for those who know who he is.
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Neuropsych Ninja Faculty
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