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I'm saving it for during the MCAT, in case I get stressed out during the organic chem section 😀. I'll let you know if it works.
 
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I think it definitely works. I would always do great on practice tests if i did the deed before hand. Too bad I didnt get the chance during the real thing lol.
 
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If you have a passage on biological sciences with a good diagram of the female reproductive system, that can be quite a turn-on. I say go to town if you are so fortunate.
 
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All of you are going to go blind, grow hair on your palms, and worst of all... you are going to hell.:meanie:
 
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TexasTriathlete said:
If you have a passage on biological sciences with a good diagram of the female reproductive system, that can be quite a turn-on. I say go to town if you are so fortunate.
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OH MY GAWD. That comment was more disturbing than the entire poop hot dog thread. 😱
 
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Would it be weird if you brought lotion, tissues and candles with you to the testing center?
 
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i often masterbate while crying myself to sleep at the same time. is this normal?
 
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I bet this appeals to the voyeur who has to watch the tape after the test to make sure no one cheats lol.:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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Yeah it's a great idea. It relaxes you...Just make sure you do it with your left hand...don't wash it afterwards. That way, if you do bad, you can wipe your left hand on the computer screen and shake hands with the proctor.

This reminds of something that happend on friday. I was in the Library and I walked by some guy watching Japanese porn on one of the computers. He wasn't just watching it..he had his hand all the way his pants. He quickly realized that I had just passed him, took his hand out of his pants and pretended nothing had happend.
 
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I think I would of done better if I was able to bring a warm sock and a hotpocket with me to the mcat
 
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Zakaqel said:
Yeah it's a great idea. It relaxes you...Just make sure you do it with your left hand...don't wash it afterwards. That way, if you do bad, you can wipe your left hand on the computer screen and shake hands with the proctor.

This reminds of something that happend on friday. I was in the Library and I walked by some guy watching Japanese porn on one of the computers. He wasn't just watching it..he had his hand all the way his pants. He quickly realized that I had just passed him, took his hand out of his pants and pretended nothing had happend.
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LMAO. This entire thread is tooooooooooo funny! I love it! Bow chicka wow wow
 
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Kaplan says that we have to map out what we are going to masturbate to first. Apparently, this guarantees a 30+ score.
 
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