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Ugh sorry ffm.
trem i already said that orcagirl had cleared me. And i investigated WTF remember?

Where was this again? (Orcagirl clearing you.)

WTF was prior to the night with no killing (presumably when a conversion would have taken place if one has happened).
 
I investigated her a while ago.
Also, another possible conversion target... but, I donno. I think she might be alright.
 
What about you, LIS?
You wanted FFM dead for a long time.
You had that little outbreak with WTF and got mad at me for it. Perhaps you two were working together as wolves and were going to make it look like I was lying about your value. But I screwed that up.
 
2 more PMs to go.. I cannot respond to any of your PMs it seems....

I am awaiting PMs from LIS and wolfspeaker. So please try sending again if you have already sent them. Only "calling you out" on the thread because everyone has to PM, and the PM system is poopoo these days.
 
Where was this again? (Orcagirl clearing you.)

A few of my posts back I explained it.

WTF was prior to the night with no killing (presumably when a conversion would have taken place if one has happened).

2 more PMs to go.. I cannot respond to any of your PMs it seems....

I am awaiting PMs from LIS and wolfspeaker. So please try sending again if you have already sent them. Only "calling you out" on the thread because everyone has to PM, and the PM system is poopoo these days.


Wooorkingn. Trying to.
 
Sigh. I answered in the middle of your quote LIS. Stupid phone.

I explained it a few of my posts back.
 
What about you, LIS?
You wanted FFM dead for a long time.
You had that little outbreak with WTF and got mad at me for it. Perhaps you two were working together as wolves and were going to make it look like I was lying about your value. But I screwed that up.

Yup, I've never been cleared to my knowledge and yes, I openly admit I was gunning for FFM.

I had no outbreak "with WTF" that I remember. I had a way to get what I felt like would be useful information at the cost of waiting a night to lynch her. Sure, it let her live an extra night, but I didn't see that as a big deal. I still don't see it as a big deal had it worked out ok. It didn't, but that's Monday-morning quarterbacking - I stand by what I was hoping/planning. I was pretty sure WTF was a wolf (more than I let on), but I wanted to try and get something useful first.

Really, the only conditions under which it matters if you give a wolf an extra night are in a game-ending situation where the numbers matter that precise day, when the wolf has particular role abilities that are important, or when you were going to get two wolves back to back (for instance, if we lynched WTF and got investigatory info on another wolf right away).

But the MOST likely scenario is that we lynch a villager one of those days and WTF the other, in which case (to my thinking) the order didn't matter. That's why I was ok delaying it.

But yeah, I don't deny it makes me look sneaky. *shrug*

Anyway, when was "a while ago" for your supposed kaydubs investigation?

Bottom line is that I don't have a clue where to gun in this game. I had Pet Pony fairly high on my suspicious list, too, so I was really surprised when the wolf/wolves took out a fairly idle player who had a good chance at being lynched if only for being modestly absent from the game. Heck, I was considering lynching her.
 
Sigh. I answered in the middle of your quote LIS. Stupid phone.

I explained it a few of my posts back.

Ok, I'll go look again. I looked once and didn't see it, but I must have skipped past it.

Regarding PMs - sorry, all. I got sidetracked talking with the wife. Her sister's husband had a heart attack yesterday and is in surgery right now. We were talking about it and I forgot to check in here. I'll send in a nighttime PM as soon as I go find WS's post.
 
Sigh. I answered in the middle of your quote LIS. Stupid phone.

I explained it a few of my posts back.

All I can find is a post from you suggesting we ought to share what we know about investigations (no argument there). In it, you say that orcagirl cleared you and that you asked her to share it before she died. Except she never did.

So really, what you're essentially saying is "A dead person cleared me but never told anyone. You just have to believe me."

Right? I'm not outright calling you a liar - just putting it in perspective. Your claim to be cleared is really no better than you just telling us you're a villager as far as I can tell.
 
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I couldn't get a break on this game, and everyone and no one seemed like a wolf to me.
*************

Hey FFM, sorry for gunning for you like that multiple days in a row. What can I say, other than something pinged my radar. *shrug*

I feel ya on the money thing. I did a bit better later in the game here; enough that I could protect some people and investigate once. But for most of the game I've been one poor ho.
 
The WWhores of SDN have had enough. The reign of terror has gone on long enough. Each ***** does what she (sorry LIS) to try to contain this disaster. They want it to end TONIGHT...

Unfortunately, with all of the protecting and investigating going on, you would think more would be accomplished, but that is just not the case...

First off, Kaydubs, who has amassed the most money at this point of the game, is found dead in her sexy clothes. Kind of ironic, the vet student who only ever got freebies, has the most money!. Quite obviously she was a *****.

Secondly, after investigating a player, and hitting a huge 10 credit payoff, our biggest slut, slattern, whoring player, LIS, a practicing vet (he wishes) is found shot. Wonder if the info he was to learn would have helped. He was a true *****, as are all the politicians.

Due to all the death, ****** R US is out of business. Your money does you no good when it is mano a mano at the end of the game.

So we are left with Trematode, WS, and Dyachei. Who is our wolf.
These 3 will cast their votes and we will find out.

BUT....I also now invite EVERY dead player to cast your votes as well. You cannot post on the thread just send me your PM with your vote.

So there will be 2 votes.. 1 by the living players and 1 by the dead players...
Let's see who really is better.



There are 3 players left in the game.

It is day 10

Voting closes when voting closes. Good luck ...


Cat House
Devyn pre-vet student, *****
DVMD pre-vet student, *****
LIS practicing vet, *****

Nunnery
1- wolfspeaker
orcagirl, pharmaceutical rep
Jamrockin vet student, *****

Escort Service
wildcatj pre-vet, *****
nohika pre-vet student, *****
cvanthor, misogynist, wolf

Exotic Dancers
PetPony, practicing vet, *****
WTF med student pimp, wolf
3- Trematode

House of ill repute
1- dyachei
nyanko Practicing Vet, *****
JJohnston, serial killer, wolf

Castle Anthrax
FFM, pre-vet student, *****
hedgie Practice Owner, *****
Kaydubs, vet student, shore
wldlfstdnt thief
 
Final Vote Tally

Dyachei's vote: unregistered.
Trematode's vote: unregistered
Wolfspeaker's vote: unregistered.

Voting ends when voting ends.

Dead ****** & Wolves Votes:

Received: 4

Roll Call of votes yet received
: 12
cvanthof
Devyn
hedgie
jjohnston
kaydubs
nohika
nyanko
orcagirl
PP
wildcatj
wldlfstndt
WTF
 
OMG. Seriously?! I chose the wrong effin person to investigate! Had I chose the other person, villagers would have won the game easily. 😡😡😡

I'm going to come right out and say who I am. It was actually very funny and ironic that orcagirl and I were in the same group. :laugh: We had the same roles. 😀 I am a Pharmaceutical Rep. and gave 3 credits.


How the hell did I make it to the end of the game?!

Sorry SOV, but I need to think. (Really need to be in bed right now. Work again in 7 hours, bleh)
 
Alright, well my brain is telling me Dyachei. :xf: that I'm right.

Lynch Dyachei

Yes, I know you handed us JJ, but wolves do that sometimes to help villagers trust them(especially when only 1 had been killed so far). And you are just crafty enough to do it.


Even if the other two come in and vote, can we keep this open until at least 6:30am(EST)? I'm going to bed and won't be checking in again until then.
 
I am the gambler. My value fluctuates each night. According to my write-up, my fluctuating value may make me look wolfy, which is why I was wondering if wolves paid very little or paid a lot.
 
First off, thanks for thinking I'm crafty, Ws. Second of all, lynch Trematode. Everything has been an excuse from her this game or a "defense" so in my book, she's most likely to be the wolf. My role is the sugar daddy worth 5 credits each time. Not sure if either of you ever targeted me for credits, but you should be able to corroborate that. I'm a ***** (villager) and proud of it.
 
Final Vote Tally

Dyachei's vote: trematode.
Trematode's vote: Dyachei
Wolfspeaker's vote: Dyachei.

Dead ****** & Wolves Votes:

Received: 9

Roll Call of votes yet received
: 7
cvanthof
Devyn
jjohnston
nohika
nyanko
orcagirl
wldlfstndt
 
The triad of sexy players come together to figure out what to do. Their fishnet stockings, garter belts, low cut mini-dresses, stilettos, and cleavage revealing outfits betraying their calling. We expect a cat fight for the ages, but instead get a very calm discussion with their reasons and their votes..

The final tally is 2 votes to lynch Dyachei and 1 vote to lynch Trematode. Dyachei pleads to at least hold a seance and contact all the dead ******. Unfortunately, it appears ****** in the afterlife are quite busy whoring, so only 9 of the 16 dead appear to place votes. 3 vote for WS, 3 vote for Dyachei and 2 have voted for trematode, and the last voter comes to cast her ballot and she must be a bit addled in the afterlife as she votes to lynch all 3. Luckily all afterlife voters identities are protected and anonymous otherwise I could tell you that the bitter voter who voted for all 3 was Kaydubs. Good thing too, she wouldn't want that to get out.

So our ladies of the night have no help from the dead. Trem and WS look at Dyachei and say "you have to go, we believe you are the wolf." Dyachei looks them in the eyes, maintaining a brave front, and then she breaks down crying. She explains to them that she was a good and proper prostitute, doing her job but then she snapped. She explained " I didn't mind the 2 menage trois, or the 3 orgies, or even when I had to give kaydubs a freebie, but I finally lost all self-respect when I realized I would ultimately had to - and did- sleep with LIS. How could I go on after that? I would have rather slept with FFM without protection and risk getting the clap".

Dyachei continues to sob on and on, and the other girls feel really badly for her. They whisper back and forth to each other and then gently grab her shoulder and say.. " Dyachei, with the huge money the three of us have earned, we have over 46 credits, and we have decided to give that money to you to go to counseling, so you can address your LIS issues, end your killing, and return to being a productive, and happy *****."

Dyachei is so happy, and in this Christmas miracle is saved by Dr. SDN, and returns to turning tricks in a jiffy and so the WWhores of SDN live happily ever after.

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Congrats to the Villagers on a well earned win!



Cat House
Devyn pre-vet student, *****
DVMD pre-vet student, *****
LIS practicing vet, *****

Nunnery
1- wolfspeaker, Pharmaceutical rep, *****
orcagirl, pharmaceutical rep
Jamrockin vet student, *****

Escort Service
wildcatj pre-vet, *****
nohika pre-vet student, *****
cvanthor, misogynist, wolf

Exotic Dancers
PetPony, practicing vet, *****
WTF med student pimp, wolf
3- Trematode. Gambler, *****

House of ill repute
1- dyachei, sugar daddy, ***** ==> copy cat killer, wolf ==> reformed wolf :laugh:
nyanko Practicing Vet, *****
JJohnston, serial killer, wolf

Castle Anthrax
FFM, pre-vet student, *****
hedgie Practice Owner, *****
Kaydubs, vet student, shore
wldlfstdnt, thief , neutral

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FYI: Payment amounts:
Vet student: freebies.
pre-vet student: 1
Practicing vet: 2
Pharm rep: 3
Practice owner: 4
Sugar daddy: 5
Gambler: 50% chance of 0, 25% chance of 2, 25% chance of 10.
Wolves: always paid 1
 
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Thanks to everyone for playing and keeping it fun....

Here is the link to the google doc:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AoHosF9cSyf5dGNPWS1vVDFoZTVEdmtHSVlNUDlrcmc


Conceptually it was pretty simple (i wrote it up in less than an hour), but keeping track of the savings was probably the most difficult part.

Thanks to Swings for co-modding. She did a great job on her 2 write-ups, and will do well in the future as a mod I am sure.

I think it turned out better than I expected, and I am happy I could "fill in the gap" of WW games, although modding 2 games in a row is a bit much.

And a special thanks to Lissarae06 who helped out our first-time player noob wolf when she was alone!

Bring on the Iditarod LIS.
 
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:soexcited: I just had a gut feeling that Dyachei had been converted. 😀 Good call following me Trem!

Dyachei, did you think I would get lynched before end game? :meanie:


Awesome game SOV and Swings! I had lots of fun with this one.
 
I am still laughing over the huge screw-up I made :/
 
SOV, I liked being a thief! Should not have tried robbing jj.
 
In spite of being one of my personally most poorly played games ever (other than WTF and a niggly feeling about cvant I was dead wrong on absolutely everyone), this was hilarious and I loved it. Very, very well done, SOV.

I enjoyed everyone's sense of fun in the game.

In spite of my horrible performance, I move to 3-0 for mayor villager wins. Minor victory, at least. ;-)
 
One of my favorite things was that I got to use all of my words for '*****.' Someone asked me for synonyms a few days before the game was mentioned and it was perfect timing! :laugh:
 
One of my favorite things was that I got to use all of my words for '*****.' Someone asked me for synonyms a few days before the game was mentioned and it was perfect timing! :laugh:

I should post some of the PMs I got. They were entertaining to say the least!
 
Go ahead! I had a few more but was sadly killed.. If I hadn't been so busy, I would've been more creative from the start!
 
Thanks for making My first game a great experience, everyone! Especially Liss, JJ, and WTF for guiding me through the whole thing!
 
LIS, you said I was cheap, you only give me 1/2 a credit that same night..... Who is the cheap one now???? :laugh:

Fun game, thanks SOV!

Lol. I didn't say I wasn't cheap. 😉

I was supposed to be worth 2. Were 4 people ganging up on me? Geez.
 
:soexcited: I just had a gut feeling that Dyachei had been converted. 😀 Good call following me Trem!

Dyachei, did you think I would get lynched before end game? :meanie:


Awesome game SOV and Swings! I had lots of fun with this one.


I was converted like 2 nights before the end. I think I did well for that.

And no, I didn't think you'd get lynched, I figured I could confuse you and have yo vote for someone else if it came to that.:meanie:
 
Here are the best of PMs from the first 5 nights or so.... the senders will remain anonymous... Enjoy your creativity.

Today sucks so much but thank god for this game because its the only thing making me smile today

I pick Nyanko tonight. She sounds like a person who would be up for some FUN!

I want trematode as my client. Hopefully she has more to offer than parasites!

I'll pick nyanko as my client. That was a skeezy sentence.

I would like to select wildcatj as my client for the night. wildcat in the sack maybe?

I'll be whoring myself out to nyanko tonight.....,

and prophylactically treat myself with some Abx from my vet practice.

gotta get mine man

hit up Devyn for a back-alley quickie.

I'd love Trem as my client again! She was soooo fun!

Well I guess I had a wild night then...I'll schmexify cvanwhatever the next night.

Tonight, we'll see if devyn doesn't have whatever the chick equivalent of whiskey dick is for the night.

We'd like to take out <name redacted>, please. Must rid SDN of the filthy ******!

I choose to be the floozy of wtf for the next night.

HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Sorry I am a *******. I will get my whoring act together.

I am going to take my services elsewhere... hopefully I won't get stiffed this time...

I shall ***** myself out to LIS...

I want to schtup Kaydubs

Assuming I don't get lynched, I will have sexy time with JJ.

If I'm alive after the lynch, let's take Devyn for a ride.

Debt is my middle name

I'll be the lady of jj's evening this time.

Also I would like to seduce and service PP tonight.

We will be killing nyanko, extra dead.

As much as I'd hate to play mistress to someone as old as LIS, I'm going to hope his age equates to the big bucks. Except I think I'd prefer to be manning the whip...

Make whoopie with WTF

I think FFM should visit my street corner this evening.

I choose you Pikachu...ummm...I mean dyachei.

I will get frisky with PP.

Feeling uncreative in my christmas jammies. Give me some FFM!

We will give hedgie the wolfy gift that keeps on giving - death!

I'll shack up with WTF

I'd like to hit up that skank PP....

I will rendezvous with orca.

I shall be the strumpet of Trematode tonight.
 
All of my PMs were boring!!! Blech.

I need to get extra creative with my PMs.
 
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