I'll bite.
Programs I applied to and was willing to move cross country to go to:
EVMS pros: fairly inexpensive, small class size, most students get into EVMS, good for same-year app to med school, 7 med school classes
Cons: EV what?
Georgetown pros: best known / best reputation, 6 med school classes, pretty good for same-year app to med school, sexy location
Cons: expensive, huge class size, poor odds of getting into Gtown
Cincinnati pros: inexpensive, small class size, pretty good for same-year app to med school, lots get into UCinn, enrollment gives you OH residency
Cons: only 3 med school classes, Ohioooooh no.
Tulane ACP pros: small class, 94% acceptance into Tulane, very inexpensive, med school anatomy & neuro, NOLA!
Cons: no federal financial aid, only eligible via a med school waitlist
Tufts pros: 7 med school classes (sort of), median tuition, Boston!
Cons: very new, includes MCAT prep (assumes no same-year app, no?), no idea about results, program is growing to Gtown size
Programs I didn't apply to and probably wouldn't move cross country to go to:
Boston pros: 2/3 of curriculum is med school classes, well known program, Boston!
Cons: expensive, disorganized, usually takes more than one year, very mysterious about how many grads get into med school when
Temple pros: guarantees Temple acceptance, fairly inexpensive
Cons: 3.3 min GPA, no med school integration
USF pros: fairly inexpensive, small class, full non-clinical med school curriculum
Cons: US what?
Drexel pros: 4-6 med school classes, fairly inexpensive, tons of programs to choose from, easy admissions
Cons: it's Drexel
VCU pros: very inexpensive, easy admissions, choice of concentrations
Cons: no masters degree, no med school classes
RFU pros: rumor has it you can get right on into RFU
Cons: program gets reorganized every couple years, no med school classes, expensive, huge class size, it's RFU
NYMC pros: 4 med school classes, fairly inexpensive, stable program
Cons: Val what?
Toledo pros: 4 med school classes, guaranteed interview, pretty good results, inexpensive for instate
Cons: Toledo.
UMDNJ pros: option to take med school classes, inexpensive
Cons: huge class size
Loyola pros: solid reputation
Cons: no med school classes