$100 bill jokes

[BlondeDocteur]

Let's hear 'em.

How do you hide a $100 bill from an internist?

-- Put it under a dressing.

How do you hide a $100 bill from an orthopod?

-- put it in a book.

How do you hide a $100 bill from a neurosurgeon?

-- tape it to his kid's forehead

And lastly.. how do you hide a $100 bill from a plastic surgeon?

-- You can't.


Any more?

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[sestamibi]

How do you hide $100 from a pediatrician?

You don't need to. It's been so long since they've seen $ they won't recognize it.

 

[Apollyon]

How do you hide $500 from an orthopod?

Put it in a book - with no pictures.

How do you hide $100 from an EM doc?

You just - hey, what's that shiny thing? Wanna ride bikes?

 

[njbmd]

On another note...

How do you turn a quarter into gold?

Have a child swallow it and then I have to pull it out in the OR. You go from $0.25 to $1,600 in a hurry.

This came from my chairman of pediatric surgery.

 

[PeepshowJohnny]

How do you hide a hundred dollar bill from a radiologist?

Tape it to a patient's forehead.

 

[VincentAdultman]

Not to be "that guy," but bascially it's the same four punchlines that end up getting recirculated.

 

[SLUser11]

Not to be "that guy," but bascially it's the same four punchlines that end up getting recirculated.

Well, maybe, but how do you hide a $100 bill from a CARDIOTHORACIC surgeon?


You tape it to his kid's forehead!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!


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