a dude is dating an anesthesiologist and urologist at the same time

[lucin]

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by chance, the two girls happen to be at the same party one day. what happens to the dude ?

 

[bashwell]

by chance, the two girls happen to be at the same party one day. what happens to the dude ?

This has the hallmarks of the makings of a joke...or are you asking for advice?

 

[TheShaker]

This has the hallmarks of the makings of a joke...or are you asking for advice?

Seriously, I was expecting a punchline.

 

[gmbz]

I just got got... total let down.

 

[qw098]

I just got got... total let down.

tell us

 

[skinnylion]

the anesthesiologist knocks him out and the urologist leaves him feeling burned

 

[witzelsucht]

he ends up getting spit-roasted with medical grade plastic tubing

 

[Brorthopedic]

Is this high yield?

 

[QueenJames]

 

[Pacna]

They'll be mad at him, and he'll be lucky to be able to repair one of those relationships.

 

[TBV]

He stays with the urologist because she knows how to milk that prostate

 

[cabergoline2]

penile amputation with b/l orchiectomy under spinal anesthesia ...

 

[Terry Toma]

Dating the two seems like a real gas, but I'd worry about what would happen when I was exposed. I'd have to hope that our capacity for forgiveness didn't phallus as our little love story climaxed.

 

[Dam272]

whoa... deadly combo.. the Pain/Pleasure doc and the Penis doc... damn... either he's gonna have the time of his life, or no use of having a wife (if you know what i mean 😉)

 

[CherryRedDracul]

How open are they to threesomes?

 

[sloop]

Nothing happens. The anesthesiologist didn't notice because she was too busy texting in the corner.

 

[Smurfette]

Closing off-topic thread.