Animal bites

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My first real bite was while bathing a Rottweiler. She'd been with us for weeks, really horribly sick, bad diarrhea. She was also old and arthritic, and I must have moved her the wrong way, because she just turned and snapped on my hand. Nothing bad, but it shocked the hell out of me. And then I was stuck, alone in the back with this Rottie up on the tub and no way of getting her down. I had to stand there at leash length waiting for someone to come back to help me get her down.

The worst I've had was at the breeder I work for. She had two litters at once, and the whelping boxes were in the same room. I accidentally let the two bitches into the room at the same time, and Allie went towards Katie's puppies, and all hell broke loose. I just full-on panicked and did the stupidest thing ever and tried scruffing them and dragging them apart, and Katie just kept going at me. She bit me hard on the forearm and on my thigh. I was lucky to be wearing jeans, so the thigh wasn't that bad. The arm wasn't either, badly bruised with a few puncture wounds. Left some scars, but it could have been way worse. Of course, after the fact when I looked at the two girls, neither of them had anything worse than some bald spots. :laugh: Of course, from then on if they are in the room together with pups, one of them has x-pens all around her box so they can't get to each other.
 
This is the PERFECT opening line for a personal statement. You'd have the reader's attention from the get-go, guaranteed! 🙂

That's no less crazy than my personal statement opening line talking about friends yelling across campus about my vag, and that one got me interviews everywhere I applied except penn, where they clearly don't have a sense of humor. Hrmph.
:bullcrap:

(I always wanted a chance to use that smilie!)
 
That's no less crazy than my personal statement opening line talking about friends yelling across campus about my vag, and that one got me interviews everywhere I applied except penn, where they clearly don't have a sense of humor. Hrmph.
:bullcrap:

(I always wanted a chance to use that smilie!)


Consider my curiosity piqued.
 
Consider my curiosity piqued.

See the concept worked on you! Why penn whyyyyyyyyyyy

As part of my MSME, I built a wirelessly remote controlled dummy for emergency simulations for an obstetrics department. Contractions, seizures, bleeding out, dilation, shoulder dystocia, the whole nine yards. All my mostly guy group of friends called it my vag and then talked about it loudly. In public. i.e. "Yo Quantized! How's the vag?! Did you make it bleed yet?!?!?!" (I phrased it nicer in the ps though haha) Thanks guys 🙄 Anyways, theme for the ps was technological advances in medicine, so it worked!
 
I would totally accept you. Penn must have a stick up their butts. :d (I can say that because I'll never apply there! Lol.)

Don't post that in the Penn forum, you'll get reamed out..haha!
 
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