ASPN-SDN Miami Meet-Up: July 17-20, 2025

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Pack your syringes, shine your pointiest shoes, and tell your ethics committee to take a long lunch—because ASPN Miami 2025 is less “clinical update” and more “luxury bacchanalia for the spine elite.”

This ain’t your average CME. It’s a three-day immersive deep-tissue massage of the mind, where closed-loop SCS meets open-bar hospitality, and your biggest decision is whether to attend a hands-on DRG lab or a rooftop mixer with a device rep whose badge says "Clinical Education" but whose Louboutin heels say "have I got a thing or two to show you."

• Neurotech Horizons: Experience disruptive innovation... while disruptively innovating your liver enzymes with the sponsored champagne brunch.
• Business & Law Breakouts: M&A tips for your ASC empire—followed by M&M’s in the VIP lounge with lawyers who moonlight as tequila sommeliers.
• Hands-On Labs: Ultrasound? DRG? SI fusion? Sure. But the real hands-on comes later, poolside, courtesy of the Hospitality Suite Cabana Network.

Rub elbows (and potentially morals) with KOLs, C-suite tech disruptors, and private equity deal-makers who treat CPT codes like poker chips. Slide into sidebars where contracts are inked on cocktail napkins and ideas flow faster than Amex Black Cards at the Fontainebleau bar.

Expense accounts are open, wives are at home with the kids, and inhibitions are closed. You’ll bump into old friends, new investors, and that one VP from device sales whose definition of "follow-up" includes bottle service and a guest pass to LIV.

So, dust off your prenup, submit your CME form (YOLO), and pack extra business cards with vague titles like “Founder” or “Medical Strategy Advisor.” Because this isn’t just a conference—this is the make it or break it spine gala of the year. Where spine meets sin, data meets decadence, and the most effective block is the one between your last memory and the hotel minibar.

See you in the 'Bleau...

 

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Pack your syringes, shine your pointiest shoes, and tell your ethics committee to take a long lunch—because ASPN Miami 2025 is less “clinical update” and more “luxury bacchanalia for the spine elite.”

This ain’t your average CME. It’s a three-day immersive deep-tissue massage of the mind, where closed-loop SCS meets open-bar hospitality, and your biggest decision is whether to attend a hands-on DRG lab or a rooftop mixer with a device rep whose badge says "Clinical Education" but whose Louboutin heels say "have I got a thing or two to show you."

• Neurotech Horizons: Experience disruptive innovation... while disruptively innovating your liver enzymes with the sponsored champagne brunch.
• Business & Law Breakouts: M&A tips for your ASC empire—followed by M&M’s in the VIP lounge with lawyers who moonlight as tequila sommeliers.
• Hands-On Labs: Ultrasound? DRG? SI fusion? Sure. But the real hands-on comes later, poolside, courtesy of the Hospitality Suite Cabana Network.

Rub elbows (and potentially morals) with KOLs, C-suite tech disruptors, and private equity deal-makers who treat CPT codes like poker chips. Slide into sidebars where contracts are inked on cocktail napkins and ideas flow faster than Amex Black Cards at the Fontainebleau bar.

Expense accounts are open, wives are at home with the kids, and inhibitions are closed. You’ll bump into old friends, new investors, and that one VP from device sales whose definition of "follow-up" includes bottle service and a guest pass to LIV.

So, dust off your prenup, submit your CME form (YOLO), and pack extra business cards with vague titles like “Founder” or “Medical Strategy Advisor.” Because this isn’t just a conference—this is the make it or break it spine gala of the year. Where spine meets sin, data meets decadence, and the most effective block is the one between your last memory and the hotel minibar.

See you in the 'Bleau...

You have nicely encapsulated the reasons I avoid these affairs like hotels with bed bugs...