Bad Advice

[djeffreyt]

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Alright...let's let the smarta$$es have their own thread.

Give some bad advice to the class of 2008 kiddos!

 

[djeffreyt]

I get to start.

Before your interview, chug 5 bottles of water.


Make sure to swear every fifteenth word at the Pacific Interview. It shows you have passion. Also, you're Personal Statement should be littered with words that SDN bleeps out like, **** and ****, and dingus, and DickCuntholeeating****monkey


Dropping names of people you know is the best way to win over any interviewer, and it really helps win over your future classmates too. Also, you'll get laid more if you do it.



Girls, where tube tops and leather miniskirts. It's the new business professional.

 

[burgler09]

if you have to ask, your grades are ****. Drop out now, dont do a post-bacc. dont apply to dental school or a masters program.

 

[krstfrb]

Be honest... tell your interviewers you're in it for the money.

If you are caucasian check the box that asks if you want to be considered as a minority. It will drastically improve your chances of acceptance.

 

[GoDucks69]

If you are a rich white male applicant with low stats...apply to Howard because they have low entering statistics.