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I just wanted to start chatting about the hilarious moments in this internet world these days as a psychiatrist. I'm not even necessarily expecting any responses. But I recently stumbled on another one of these "provider directories". It cracked me up. Everyone is listed on there and one of the psychologists was furious that it said she worked at "Bee Happy Therapy". On my profile is says I have an alarmingly low salary (not true) but it's "not necessarily a cause for concern." The internet world is funny I tell you. But it made me consider for a hot second renaming the practice "Bee Happy Psychiatry" and having a bee as part of our logo. It's super memorable and flat out hilarious. In some ways, the clinic that actually does exist with this name gets an A+ in my book for marketing.
 
Well with all this other ridiculous commercialization of medicine, might as well join in the chaos and compete with them. I'll outdo them and their moms any day.
 
Well with all this other ridiculous commercialization of medicine, might as well join in the chaos and compete with them. I'll outdo them and their moms any day.
Depressed? Anxious? Hanging around the hive too much got you down?

"Better Buzz Betty" at Bee Happy Therapy.
 
Work life demand getting overwhelming?
Bee Happy Therapy will help you navigate worker demands of bizzzy hive life.

Don't even know where you placed the honey do list?
Bee Happy Therapy understands ADHD, and have helped others harvest the nectar of life.
 
My hospital has a beehive on the roof, which I can see from the cafeteria. I don't like bugs of any sort so this doesn't make me happy.
 
"Let's try to re-frame this dilemma. You've been approaching this issue as though its a top bar problem. Have you considered that a langstroth frame might be more supportive?"

"Doc, what are you talking about?"

"Sorry, just a bee metaphor. How else could you approach this dilemma, different than what've you been doing?"
 
Humans smoking your home?
Bears stealing your honey?
Varroa mite riding your back all day?

Give us a call at Bee Happy Therapy, our unique modality of therapy, Hive Mind (tm), developed by our clinical expert Dr Randomdoc1, has helped thousands of others just like you in our Hive society. We can help.
*book deals
*TV adds
*talk bees and honey a lot

Boom. You're Dr Oz and running for Senate. Because you know... honey sells!
Getting ready to line your pocket with insider trading like Pelosi.
But at least you know if you rise to president, you won't get fired for being demented or passively permitting riots (Jan 6 or antifa). Talk about job security!

And that children, is how we ended up with our 47th President, Randomdoc1. A true patriot and honey connoisseur who isn't afraid to stand up for the little worker bee.
 
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I kinda wanna know which provider directory has funny stuff like this. lol
caredash. NASW is filing a lawsuit against them. Overall it's a pretty standard directory site. But it gave some good laughs.
 
Any psychiatrists into selling supplements to improve mental health?
 
I imagine the Amen clinic is always recruiting new members for the cult.
What does that guy do exactly? Charge for a bunch of expensive scans and tests and then treat the illness exactly as any other psychiatrist would?
 
What does that guy do exactly? Charge for a bunch of expensive scans and tests and then treat the illness exactly as any other psychiatrist would?

If any other psychiatrist would make up diagnoses and sell proprietary supplements, then sure. If you can't find something real to treat, simply create new disorders!
 
If any other psychiatrist would make up diagnoses and sell proprietary supplements, then sure. If you can't find something real to treat, simply create new disorders!
Too bad we can't 'sell' aerobic exercise or behavioral activation as 'anti-depressants.' They're actually pretty effective (and free). I joke all the time that, if we could put the anti-depressant potency of exercise into a pill, it would be the #1 anti-depressant drug on the market.
 
Too bad we can't 'sell' aerobic exercise or behavioral activation as 'anti-depressants.' They're actually pretty effective (and free). I joke all the time that, if we could put the anti-depressant potency of exercise into a pill, it would be the #1 anti-depressant drug on the market.

What if someone is too depressed to exercise?
 
What if someone is too depressed to exercise?
Then, as a good cognitive-behavioral therapist, you ask them what they mean by that....translate that into cognitive and behavioral terms. And you utilize the principle of helping them examine their motivations to do something different in relation to exercise (the motivation always ultimately comes from them, their goals/values structure, their initiative) and you task analyze the task of 'exercising' into small enough components where it would be essentially impossible, given the 'motivation' to exercise, for them NOT to do it. If you break down the tasks into small enough bite-sized pieces it becomes almost impossible to plausibly assert that they 'cannot do it due to being 'too depressed''. Aaron Beck, if I'm remembering correctly, wrote up an inpatient (seriously vegitatively depressed patient) case where he encouraged and reinforced (at first) the patient for merely turning his head a few inches in a particular direction. Then he and the patient built on that movement (in the desired direction) until the patient's momentum became 'anti-depressant' instead of firmly fixed within the depressogenic cycle.

The most common mistake for depressed patients is to have the following self-limiting belief:

"I don't feel like walking today. I don't have 'the energy.' I know I need to walk, however. Maybe tomorrow I will have more energy. Maybe I'll walk then."

Guess what happens when 'tomorrow' gets here? Goto line 10 (above) and repeat repeatedly.

BEHAVIOR CHANGE (no matter how small) generally HAS TO OCCUR prior to changes in emotion, energy level, thoughts of mastery, etc. Now, of course, if there is a specific general medical condition affecting energy levels, that has to be taken into account. But, still, even in that case, SOME degree of movement out of the depressogenic cycle, no matter how small, is probably possible at first.

Stephen Hayes is arguing in a similar direction with the ACT framework in arguing the value of committed action (toward a goal) is important and we shouldn't encourage patients to get 'stuck in their own head' in thinking 'about' the action to the point where they never TAKE the action.
 
Humans smoking your home?
Bears stealing your honey?
Varroa mite riding your back all day?

Give us a call at Bee Happy Therapy, our unique modality of therapy, Hive Mind (tm), developed by our clinical expert Dr Randomdoc1, has helped thousands of others just like you in our Hive society. We can help.
*book deals
*TV adds
*talk bees and honey a lot

Boom. You're Dr Oz and running for Senate. Because you know... honey sells!
Getting ready to line your pocket with insider trading like Pelosi.
But at least you know if you rise to president, you won't get fired for being demented or passively permitting riots (Jan 6 or antifa). Talk about job security!

And that children, is how we ended up with our 47th President, Randomdoc1. A true patriot and honey connoisseur who isn't afraid to stand up for the little worker bee.
Seriously though, I've given some thought to a youtube channel for this office. Kind of like, MrBallen style, but stories about famous psychiatric cases with light clinical/educational discussion. It could be really cool. I could consult you guys on any published cases you know of. Then maybe we'll start a reality show. I'm already slipping little down this commercial route, got established with a cosmetic dermatologist, doing the expensive skin treatments, maybe some lash extensions, retinoid creams. Gotta look the part. If you're not hot, no way you could be a great physician.
 
I had a patient searching for "reviews" on medications today while I was trying to discuss next options for her BPD. "It says here Abilify is usually prescribed for depression but it doesn't have good reviews."
 
Good luck. YouTube channel will take time, and commitment. You ready and have the time for that?
A girl can dream right? My neighbors are youtube stars, although the idea didn't come from that. They have 7 kids, the kids currently have a career making the videos and their channel brings in $10,000 a day. And some of the kids are branching off to do their own channels. I may still do the youtube thing for kicks. It's supposed to be about the experience, not the number of subscribers. But we'll see.
 
I kinda wanna know which provider directory has funny stuff like this. lol

caredash. NASW is filing a lawsuit against them. Overall it's a pretty standard directory site. But it gave some good laughs.

Just saw this interesting article about "shadow profiles" on Care Dash. Your shadow profile can be put up without your consent or input, made to look like it's a way to book/schedule with you, and then will navigate anyone wanting to schedule with "you" to their advertisers. These mental health start ups... 😒

 
Just saw this interesting article about "shadow profiles" on Care Dash. Your shadow profile can be put up without your consent or input, made to look like it's a way to book/schedule with you, and then will navigate anyone wanting to schedule with "you" to their advertisers. These mental health start ups... 😒

Yes, I saw that too. And I agree with NASW's stance and actions. In the meantime, there is a way to mitigate the effects it may have on your individual traffic. My SEO company was ahead of the game, and claimed our profile years ago and made sure everything psychiatry related linked back to our site, phew! But I agree it should not be used to market another entity. We're not fully caught up on updating all the therapist profiles, but you gave me a good reminder to touch base about that!
 
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