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Press Release--US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT
"NEW VOICES TOP 'MOST CYNICAL DOCTORS' LIST"
Despite a nearly four-year reign at the top by senior moderator, OldPsychDoc, billypilgrim, a promising newcomer, has set new marks for cynical social commentary. With his latest post questioning the very basis of the Sacred Ratings, he has set a new standard of snarkiness.
The newly dethroned OldPsychDoc issued a statement reading:
"We are entirely honored to yield our title to this outstanding young cynic. Who knew that someone could reach this level of sarcasm before he even dons the long white coat of an intern? It is especially impressive that he does so with a post that questions the very basis of our ability to make meaningless comparisons between programs, while simultaneously poking at the carcass of the sacred cow of psychoanalysis. Like Jack Nicklaus in the presence of a young Tiger Woods, I feel unworthy to even caddy for this new master. He surely is destined for a phenomenal career as a psychiatry attending, or even, perhaps one day, as an internet forum moderator."