Best M1 Pick-up lines

[sga814]

I stole these from somewhere cause I thought they were good... please add others for the common enjoyment:


Your membrane looks like it could use blebbing.

My adductor ain't the only thing that's longus...

Baby, you make me vasodilate!!

I want to put more pressure in your gradient.

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery..

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[SFAJess]

Nice T4!

 

[fun8stuff]

Nice T4!

Nice L1!

 

[MercyKillerDoc]

Those are all terrible and not funny at all.

 

[Sage880]

Wow, this post was so bad it almost made me want to drop out of med school.

 

[tupac_don]

I stole these from somewhere cause I thought they were good... please add others for the common enjoyment:


Your membrane looks like it could use blebbing.

My adductor ain't the only thing that's longus...

Baby, you make me vasodilate!!

I want to put more pressure in your gradient.

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery..

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

 

[Foodie]

does this mean telling chicks that you're in med school isn't enough to get into their pants?

 

[tupac_don]

does this mean telling chicks that you're in med school isn't enough to get into their pants?

Let's get real here. Telling a chick that you are a doctor or maybe a resident on the way to be coming a doctor, in a year or two may be appealing. But seriously a med student, how is that appealing for a girl. They have to wait for you 7 or more years to finish. They have to put up with you never being around, quite honestly being in med school is not the greatest pick up line. Really who wants to date a broke, med student. Just my two cents.

 

[fantasty]

Let's get real here. Telling a chick that you are a doctor or maybe a resident on the way to be coming a doctor, in a year or two may be appealing. But seriously a med student, how is that appealing for a girl. They have to wait for you 7 or more years to finish. They have to put up with you never being around, quite honestly being in med school is not the greatest pick up line. Really who wants to date a broke, med student. Just my two cents.

While I agree with you in principle, there are a couple of guys in my class who are quite successful by dropping the "med school" bomb (granted, they are douchebags, and we're not talking about "dating" - we're talking about picking up drunk, gold-digging sorority chicks for one-night stands).

 

[Hurricane]

While I agree with you in principle, there are a couple of guys in my class who are quite successful by dropping the "med school" bomb (granted, they are douchebags, and we're not talking about "dating" - we're talking about picking up drunk, gold-digging sorority chicks for one-night stands).

The "med school bomb" seems to have the opposite effect on drunken frat guys. "OMG a girl who might be smarter than me? Run away!" But who'd want to date a guy like that anyway? (unless he looks like Jude Law 😉 ) Glad I found a great hubby, so I don't have to deal with that crap anymore...

Anyway, my attempt at a bad M1 pickup line: Hey baby, wanna check out my cremasteric reflex? 🙄

 

[SFAJess]

Nice L1!

hehehe

 

[tupac_don]

While I agree with you in principle, there are a couple of guys in my class who are quite successful by dropping the "med school" bomb (granted, they are douchebags, and we're not talking about "dating" - we're talking about picking up drunk, gold-digging sorority chicks for one-night stands).

That probably works because:

1) They are in 1st or 4th year of med school, where they got lot time on their hands.

2) They probably cruise thru medschool, not trying to excell.

3) They must be succeful with the ladies to begin with, even before med school. I highly doubt it that some nerd would score with a hot sorority chick simply cuz he is in med school.

4) Like you said, they are mostly flings, not real relationships.

 

[Callogician]

I completely agree with Tupac. Despite being a reasonably confident/witty/intelligent/physically attractive medical student (M1), I am not desireable to most women. There is a huge tendency for women to prefer older men (I'm 22) and men who have time and money to spend with/on women. The male medical students who do well with women are those that have excellent social/pick-up skills along with the other traits. Besides, my primary social contact with women is with female medical students who are all put to shame by my ex-girlfriend.

sigh...

 

[YouDontKnowJack]

I completely agree with Tupac. Despite being a reasonably confident/witty/intelligent/physically attractive medical student (M1), I am not desireable to most women. There is a huge tendency for women to prefer older men (I'm 22) and men who have time and money to spend with/on women. The male medical students who do well with women are those that have excellent social/pick-up skills along with the other traits. Besides, my primary social contact with women is with female medical students who are all put to shame by my ex-girlfriend.

sigh...

so all the women around you are that bad eh?

 

[shaydz]

so all the women around you are that bad eh?

disssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Antigunner]

The best pick-up line I've heard so far was "Will you go out with me?"

Pretty impressive, right?

The catch was... it was on a laminated note left in the aorta of the girl's cadaver.

Smoooooooth...

 

[surrender903]

what is he doing in that picture with his other hand?!?!?!

 

[wannaberad]

how about nerd women? how does it work on them?

 

[dinesh]

You guys are really bored.
I wonder how many times sga814 got slapped

 

[sga814]

You guys are really bored.
I wonder how many times sga814 got slapped

Oh, THAT was a mistake!! It's like so easy to come back on that one... mainly... oh, I dunno:

DS1= DENTAL Student, year 1
Location: TRINIDAD

Need I say more??

(sorry for the roughness, but if you plan to offend... make it hard for someone to comeback)

 

[NEATOMD]

Do you have any great skills?
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

-Napoleon Dynamite

 

[dinesh]

Oh, THAT was a mistake!! It's like so easy to come back on that one... mainly... oh, I dunno:

DS1= DENTAL Student, year 1
Location: TRINIDAD

Need I say more??

(sorry for the roughness, but if you plan to offend... make it hard for someone to comeback)

err ok 😕

 

[MD Rapper]

x

 

[manO'war]

Oh, THAT was a mistake!! It's like so easy to come back on that one... mainly... oh, I dunno:

DS1= DENTAL Student, year 1
Location: TRINIDAD

Need I say more??

(sorry for the roughness, but if you plan to offend... make it hard for someone to comeback)

man a little insecure there, cant even take a little ribbing; plus those pickup lines were from the histo coop and you are still defensive over them HA!

 

[dinesh]

I'm still confused.
Waiting on your responce with great anticipation.

 

[brightblueeyes]

Oh, THAT was a mistake!! It's like so easy to come back on that one... mainly... oh, I dunno:

DS1= DENTAL Student, year 1
Location: TRINIDAD

Need I say more??

(sorry for the roughness, but if you plan to offend... make it hard for someone to comeback)

I'm still confused.
Waiting on your responce with great anticipation.

I wouldn't read too much into it dinesh. I suspect if sga814 knew more about UWI, he'd feel pretty dumb about his previous post.

I thought sga814's first post was kind of funny...but I was wondering how many times he got slapped too. 😉

 

[sga814]

What's with foreign medical students and slapping me?

My point was simply- do not joke when you yourself can easily be made fun of.

Oh- and I "investigated" the UWI school's website... I actually feel "smarter"...

nice palm trees though...

 

[MD Rapper]

x

 

[dinesh]

I always find this funny as hell. Interesting thing is, 80% of the people at the campus in the Medical sciences would not have been accepted into the dental school this year if they had applied. The requirements were just too high.
The same is true all over the world, in england especially.(not too sure about the USA).

I chose this school because I AM from Trinidad. Why I didn't goto a US/school in england ? Well it's simple, I love sleeping in my bed too much.

Ragging on someone only shows insecurities about yourself, and I suggest you stop it because it only shows the kind of person you are.

 

[sga814]

you were the first one to, er, "rag".. if you don't want to piss people off, don't start sh!+.


Will somebody please lock this thread? Thank you.

 

[synapse lapse]

I always find this funny as hell. Interesting thing is, 80% of the people at the campus in the Medical sciences would not have been accepted into the dental school this year if they had applied. The requirements were just too high.
The same is true all over the world, in england especially.(not too sure about the USA).

I can assure you the opposite is true here. 95% of people in medical school meet or exceed the requirments for dental school. Anyhow, I'm not dissing on dental school, I think its a great choice and a great financial investment.

 

[dinesh]

you were the first one to, er, "rag".. if you don't want to piss people off, don't start sh!+.


Will somebody please lock this thread? Thank you.

If you took my comment seriously, then the real world is going to be a hell of a shock.
Can't take a joke?
hmf

 

[0T6]

Yo baby you got me tachycardic.

Why don't you be the antigen, I'll be the antibody, and we'll activate a little complement tonight.

 

[drhobie7]

"I give great rectals"

 

[roja]

Okay, this is total cheeseball but it worked. When I was a lowly MS1- we had MS4's tutor in gross lab. One of the tutors was, well, quite the hottie. We were an all female tank. He was going over forearm muscles and kept using his own. (and my my my, they were mighty fine). I was the only one single, and well, asked him out to dinner.

😀

 

[drgolytely]

How bout this you losers!

Say: <witty ice breaker based on surrounding situation>.
Then, smile, say: "my name is Alex," and stick out your hand to shake theirs

Or if you're in a Latin country give them two kissing motions on both cheeks instead of shaking their hand.

Then engage in pleasant conversation!

Damn I'm good.

 

[Simonster]

If you're a dude: "Hi. I'm in medical school"
If you're a chick: "Hi. I'm in nursing school"