I appreciate the vote of confidence sir. Now believe me, I tried explaining what you said to this moderator, but it didn't seem to have any bearing on his decision. In short, he simply said he would ban me if I continued using colloquial vernacular in my posts--and in his opinion "trashing the English language", and "speaking garbage English" ...And despite pointing out that I was the only one adhering to the topic and trying to keep posts relevant, he insisted that I was somehow being the troll. It seems I overlooked him calling me an assclown until your post, but that incites a little more anger in me, because he also cited me for using inappropriate language aka cursing. I don't find this double standards surprising though--if SDN members continually and unjustly assault me, I wouldn't think of it being too far a stretch if a moderator did the same. Regardless, I think I know who the real assclown(s) is/are; and rather than get banned from perpetuating this nonsense, I will stringently adhere to his ridiculous mandate. However, through acts of defiance I promise to make overly verbose posts utilizing the Microsoft Word thesaurus at every available opportunity, and using sappy literary devices and antiquated terminology as much as I can. That much I promise. Anyways, that's the last time I'll address this situation in this thread.
With regards,
Akademix Esq.
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And for the record, no, I did not PM anybody or conduct any sort of troll activity. Thanks for looking into the post history too--Im still waiting on the moderator's response as he said I was using language to be a troll...However, having posted here for two years, in that exact same way, I asked him why it took that long to address this issue. Anyways, cheers to you all, and thanks for the support.