Cards Against Humanity - USMLE/Allo/Medical Edition

[masaraksh]

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[Doctor Strange]

Testicular torsion

 

[masaraksh]

Black cards too...

GOMERS go to __________

Hospital Administration
Healthcare.gov
ROAD specialties
...

Please take down if this gets too inappropriate/out of line.

 

[DermViser]

Medical school.

 

[Geekchick921]

I put "Diabetic foot ulcers" as one of my custom white cards.

 

[AsclepiusMD]

Acute Liver Failure could be a good answer card.

 

[jakeislove]

(.... For I have nine and ninety predicaments....)" 🙂

 

[Raryn]

A few of the more interesting syndromes would make good cards.

For example:
Kluver-Bucy
Prader-Willi

 

[loltopsy]

Peyronie's disease.

 

[Geekchick921]

A few of the more interesting syndromes would make good cards.

For example:
Kluver-Bucy
Prader-Willi

Peyronie's disease.

Fournier's gangrene.

The only problem with all of these is that you can't use them with non-medical friends and family because then you have to explain them and it ruins the joke. You'd need a deck just to keep in the call rooms.

 

[Brain Bucket]

no. you don't tell them and wait for them to google it. so much better.

also, harlequin ichthyosis.

 

[Doctor Strange]

I believe "smegma" is also a card.

 

[notbobtrustme]

no. you don't tell them and wait for them to google it. so much better.

also, harlequin ichthyosis.

holy ****ing ****, I just googled that and all I can say is "burn it with fire"

 

[Geekchick921]

I believe "smegma" is also a card.

It is. I had to explain that one over the weekend.

 

[Kahreek]

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[Kahreek]

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[Kahreek]

hey look horrible/embarrassing/strange/deadly/rare diseases it is so funny.
this needs more meta.
Antibiogram is positive for _______give_______
Best thing to do while waiting for bp reading is_______
You see hospital administrator down the hall you immediately grab_______
Pap smear reveals residues of_________ tell you patient she better__________

 

[Brain Bucket]

hey look horrible/embarrassing/strange/deadly/rare diseases it is so funny.
this needs more meta.
Antibiogram is positive for _______give_______
Best thing to do while waiting for bp reading is_______
You see hospital administrator down the hall you immediately grab_______
Pap smear reveals residues of_________ tell you patient she better__________

I have no idea what that means. Insofar as I understand it, the point of the game is to make you cringe and then laugh in an effort to dispel the discomfort. There's nothing remotely clever about it.

 

[Geekchick921]

Black card - "I fell on it," said the ER patient with _______ stuck in his ass.
This could probably be worded better.

 

[masaraksh]

Black card - "I fell on it," said the ER patient with _______ stuck in his ass.
This could probably be worded better.

Since I just googled it, I'm going to go with "smegma"