Chemtrails ?!
Started by RustedFox
Nothing about chem trails.
But my belly pain is because the aliens put something inside me. Don't tell the FBI.
But my belly pain is because the aliens put something inside me. Don't tell the FBI.
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deleted109597
You know, the more you complain, the more I'm going to tell you to move from a state full of crazies.
Yeah, like Texas is any LESS crazy... See my earlier post about "once was its own country; still thinks it is." 🙂
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Geez why are your so quick to doubt chemtrails? Just this week my fibromyalgia ramped up into full-blown Fibro Fog with a side of lupus, and this was right after I saw a chemtrail in the sky behind a 737. Jerk.
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deleted109597
Florida has its own tag on fark.com.
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Texas probably HOSTS farked.com.
But seriously, have you noticed any connection between the first week of warm weather in your city/state and all the crazies getting out of the house for the first time in months?
I've heard about the trend from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of..... but I wonder if you guys have noticed the same thing?
I've heard about the trend from a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of..... but I wonder if you guys have noticed the same thing?
Oh, yeah, that makes perfect sense. Thanks!
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deleted109597
This thread makes me feel like I did during my inpatient psych rotation.
Here is video from an MD about these chemtrails.
He is also famous enough to have his own Wikipedia page. Has anyone ever heard of this guy before? You would think a neurosurgeon would have some real brains.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Blaylock
Brb while I go buy magical supplements to remove neurotoxins from chemtrails.
Here is video from an MD about these chemtrails.
He is also famous enough to have his own Wikipedia page. Has anyone ever heard of this guy before? You would think a neurosurgeon would have some real brains.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Blaylock
Brb while I go buy magical supplements to remove neurotoxins from chemtrails.
A recent patient complained that he was being watched by satellite and hidden cameras and every time he went to sleep his ex-coworkers would sneak in, put him out with something like ether, and gang rape him. Every night for the last 3 weeks. So the cops bring him in and call the SANE nurse. Who not only does a complete exam (no signs of trauma despite being gang-raped for weeks, what a shock) but insists I give him tetanus and hepatitis vaccinations AND A ROCEPHIN SHOT! It felt like we were just playing into his paranoia. So I discharged him with diagnoses of anal pain, concern for sexual assault, and paranoia.
I'm not sure who was crazier, but I felt like the only sane person in the room. The best was the rape advocate running around getting him drinks and blankets. How noble do you have to be to come to an ED at 3 am to be the errand girl for a psych patient.
was this in april and the ether bunny was to blame?
He obviously has brains enough to realize the potential to feed off of human paranoid insecurities... and make tons of money off of it.
So this is a neurologist,and he's seriously saying that the chemicals travel along the nerve? Not cause an impulse to pass? Wow. I am speechless. I don't even know where to begin with this one. So glad the crazies here haven't picked this up yet.
You are joking about people that think that 9/11 was fake, but my dentist seriously believes this. Whenever I go, he spends the hour or so running down all these crackpot theories. This was one of his arguments. I just don't get it.
He also handles mercury without gloves, so that probably has something to do with it.
He also handles mercury without gloves, so that probably has something to do with it.
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what's your dentist say about chemtrails?
Yo, is your dentist lit while twerking your teeth?
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Could you please also ask him if the moon landing was staged? 'Cause I'd really like to know. Oh, and if dinosaur bones were planted by Satan to trick us into believing in evolution...
that'll be two extra hours of cleanings along with your dental goodie bag full of conspiracy stories and bull****, please pay the cashier up front.
Keyboard is hilarious!
Please provide like to full-sized keyboard so I can laugh at the small text that I can't read.
- hilarious in advance. Lolz.
- hilarious in advance. Lolz.
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I searched all over for a bigger version and that's the best I could find. Get your kids to read it for you.
I viewed the image on my phone and clicked on it. You can resize it or save it.
What if I don't have any kids? Whose can I borrow? Yours?
Lmfaooo
