The following "personal statements" were written by Chief Residents in General Surgery at Johns Hopkins. I believe that these graduating Chief Residents were instructed to summarize their experience at Johns Hopkins.
I won't name the authors, but I will give them nicknames. You can google the text to find how who they are.
PREPARE TO CRINGE...
Resident 1: No Words
"As chief resident, I am confident that I can take care of any patient in this hospital and address all of their medical and surgical needs...
...It is an incredible gift for a patient—a person—to willingly subject themselves to anesthesia and to let another person wield the knife...The legacy of Halsted is pervasive. The lessons learned from my patients are with me wherever I go—in my heart, in my head, in my Hopkins-trained hands."
Resident 2: The Terminator
"The program has such a rich history of being the nidus for surgical discovery... That having been said, it is not merely focused on past accomplishments, but rather, it is dedicated to continuing its dominance of the surgical landscape..."
... I will always remember the strong relationships that I have forged amongst my co-chiefs"
Residents 3 and 4: Team Guadalcanal
"I was asked to give much of yourself, sometimes more than I thought I could...Physically, Hopkins asks you to study the physiologic impact of every stitch you throw... I had world-class facilities, field-leading experts, and battle-tested friends...
...I wanted a glimpse of the Halsted legacy...I am fortunate to consider my 7 other co-chiefs as very close friends, ones who I can count on for anything in the future. It has been an honor to train with these bright stars ..."
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To me, the above statements reveal an approach to medicine defined entirely by arrogant, sheltered, short-sighted professional competition instead of genuine humanitarian concern.
I want to tell them to "get a life." Where is their desire to serve others? They are all about "ME ME ME"....except for some "HALSTED" guy and they are all about "dominating" other people...and they write like ****: "as that having been said has been an honor" .... Where is their active voice?
The residents above write like they just won World War 2. Surgical residency is hard --but its no D-Day , it's no Pacific Theatre. Unlike these "battle-tested co-chiefs," after their hellish experience at D-Day the marines didn't get six-figure salaries.
"Dominance of the surgical landscape"..."Hopkins trained hands"..."I can do all medicine and all surgery for anyone on the planet.."
If I go into Surgery is this what I will become?
I won't name the authors, but I will give them nicknames. You can google the text to find how who they are.
PREPARE TO CRINGE...
Resident 1: No Words
"As chief resident, I am confident that I can take care of any patient in this hospital and address all of their medical and surgical needs...
...It is an incredible gift for a patient—a person—to willingly subject themselves to anesthesia and to let another person wield the knife...The legacy of Halsted is pervasive. The lessons learned from my patients are with me wherever I go—in my heart, in my head, in my Hopkins-trained hands."
Resident 2: The Terminator
"The program has such a rich history of being the nidus for surgical discovery... That having been said, it is not merely focused on past accomplishments, but rather, it is dedicated to continuing its dominance of the surgical landscape..."
... I will always remember the strong relationships that I have forged amongst my co-chiefs"
Residents 3 and 4: Team Guadalcanal
"I was asked to give much of yourself, sometimes more than I thought I could...Physically, Hopkins asks you to study the physiologic impact of every stitch you throw... I had world-class facilities, field-leading experts, and battle-tested friends...
...I wanted a glimpse of the Halsted legacy...I am fortunate to consider my 7 other co-chiefs as very close friends, ones who I can count on for anything in the future. It has been an honor to train with these bright stars ..."
______________________________
To me, the above statements reveal an approach to medicine defined entirely by arrogant, sheltered, short-sighted professional competition instead of genuine humanitarian concern.
I want to tell them to "get a life." Where is their desire to serve others? They are all about "ME ME ME"....except for some "HALSTED" guy and they are all about "dominating" other people...and they write like ****: "as that having been said has been an honor" .... Where is their active voice?
The residents above write like they just won World War 2. Surgical residency is hard --but its no D-Day , it's no Pacific Theatre. Unlike these "battle-tested co-chiefs," after their hellish experience at D-Day the marines didn't get six-figure salaries.
"Dominance of the surgical landscape"..."Hopkins trained hands"..."I can do all medicine and all surgery for anyone on the planet.."
If I go into Surgery is this what I will become?
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