Dave Barry for President

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I think the following really captured a realistic summary of 2009. He has some great ideas that I think should transform the country.

http://www.miamiherald.com/283/story/1397654.html

He is a shew-in for President, the only question would be, who would be his VP?

 

[dchristismi]

Brilliant! And obviously, the rest of the ticket would be none other than Stephen Colbert.

Barry/Colbert '12!

 

[Mutt22]

No, Colbert is too liberal.

I'd vote for Barry/Bill Engval

Foreign Policy would consist of Strong Nougies, followed by handing them a "I'm stupid" sign. I really think it would be effective.

I had a rough time in junior high, and more than anything, I realized the power of a well-placed nougy. We'd have North Korea and Iran begging for mercy after a few mere minutes of time alone with Dave.

 

[ahowardmd]

Nice! I've always loved Dave's columns. I think he had a TV show at one time too?