dentists and prostitution

[Smooth Operater]

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read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

 

[tinman831]

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

Please tell me you're not taking that seriously.

 

[dWiz]

theonion?? doesn't sound like a convincing source for anything but BS.

 

[tinman831]

The purpose of the website was to provide a little humor, and should not be used as a reputable source of the latest news. Check out www.cnn.com if you are interested in stuff that happens in the real world.

 

[whiskeysour]

The purpose of the website was to provide a little humor, and should not be used as a reputable source of the latest news. Check out www.cnn.com if you are interested in stuff that happens in the real world.

smooth operator, you never cease to amaze me with your smoothness. if you were being sarcastic, OK. if not, then....

tinman, any reputable predent know that cnn is BS too.. FOX news is the most credible, accurate, and dangright balanced network on cable television 🙂

republican fo life,
WS

 

[aggie-master]

I thought the article was funny.

It might have been a better troll if you could have copied that article into one of those fake CNN web sites and then made the URL on the board look like it was going to the real CNN.com.

 

[issa]

these prostitutes know where to go to find the best customers

 

[Typo]

LOL - "Prostitution clients Bill Kreutz and Gary Janush pose for a photo during last year's New Jersey Dental Association convention." Good find.

 

[golfmontpoker]

"'I'm gonna drill a few holes,' or 'This won't hurt a bit, baby.' And when you suck them off and they come, they love to tell you to spit."

Hillarious!

 

[Gargamel]

“Prostitutes have long known that the average dentist, while earning almost $60,000 per year, is not generally respected by the public at large.”

It’s a fine article except this sentence. Well I guess it would be ok for only working a day or two a week!

 

[melissamcg]

I am shocked and disgusted!!!!
How dare they say the average yearly income of a dentist is only $60,000!!!

 

[tinman831]

stinman, any reputable predent know that cnn is BS too.. FOX news is the most credible, accurate, and dangright balanced network on cable television 🙂

republican fo life,
WS

 

[phremius]

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

If you were trying to be funny, haha, theonion is good stuff. If you were serious, which I suspect you were, then you just went from idiot to IDIOT in my book.

 

[mlle]

aren't you guys familiar with the onion? that's a funny news parody site. it is thought provoking in a "what if" kind of way and mostly serves to tickle your humor, and not really inform you of the facts. kind of like the SNL news bit.

anyway, that was funny...

 

[gator1210]

I am shocked and disgusted!!!!
How dare they say the average yearly income of a dentist is only $60,000!!!

they also said dentists have low self esteem.

This site is just like the inquirer, full of interesting yet illogical stories.

 

[Warbucks]

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

its good to have some spotlight on jersey dentists'. no press is bad press right? lmao j/k

 

[Yellow Snow]

they also said dentists have low self esteem.

This site is just like the inquirer, full of interesting yet illogical stories.

Except that with the onion the stories are supposed to be fake. It is a parody website that has been around for over half a decade now.

 

[BiOGoly]

woah... Some of you guys seem to have SERIOUS humor blinders on. Yes, the humorless conservative dentist with crappy bedside manner and closet sexual dysfunction. What a STEREOTYPE! 🙄

 

[54807]

I'd say this is an excellent find!! Although my pre-med buddies will try and perpetuate this like the "dentists kill themselves" rumor...

 

[bionerd]

woah... Some of you guys seem to have SERIOUS humor blinders on. Yes, the humorless conservative dentist with crappy bedside manner and closet sexual dysfunction. What a STEREOTYPE! 🙄

BIO, i see you're a fan of the jackfruit? i just saw a 3-feeter at the market yesterday...

anyways, why do dentists get all the bad stereotypes? funny but sad...

 

[pre-dent]

smooth operator, you never cease to amaze me with your smoothness. if you were being sarcastic, OK. if not, then....

tinman, any reputable predent know that cnn is BS too.. FOX news is the most credible, accurate, and dangright balanced network on cable television 🙂

republican fo life,
WS

while earning almost $60,000 per year, is not generally respected by the public at large. Neither an admired craftsman nor a full-fledged member of the medical community

MY FAVORITE PART IS

nor a full-fledged member of the medical community

Mel 😀



REPLUBLICAN TO THE BONE HERE!!! 👍

 

[mlle]

REPLUBLICAN TO BONE HERE!!! 👍

at my school, we have a facebook group called "monica lewinski has more president in her than george bush ever will."

amen.

 

[dexadental]

This is hilarious, but don't believe anything on the Onion.

 

[xxJuiceDxx]

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

I'm just hoping that, for your sake, you're f'ckin with us...

 

[CallMeAl]

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

Smooth Operator.....you are not a smart person are you??? I seriously hope you are not in dental school yet otherwise god help us all.

 

[flat4]

"The average dentist has an unusual combination of cash and low self-esteem that makes him an ideal customer."

 

[letsgfuad]

Wow thats funny. The onion (i believe) is printed in boulder, colorado. Its my reading source before classes. Not a real news source. Humor purposes

 

[Warbucks]

Wow thats funny. The onion (i believe) is printed in boulder, colorado. Its my reading source before classes. Not a real news source. Humor purposes

noope sorry wrap that **** up mang lol. its printed in new york, well atleast thats where it started. and ofcourse it was in the village. i remember reading this paper when i was in high school to get a laugh. it's all propaganda b.s. damn hippies and theres wacky tabaccy ha.

 

[xxxTheDonxxx]

[FOX news is the most credible, accurate, and dangright balanced network on cable television 🙂

republican fo life,
WS[/QUOTE]
you can do better than FOX news man! I know you can.

 

[letsgfuad]

noope sorry wrap that **** up mang lol. its printed in new york, well atleast thats where it started. and ofcourse it was in the village. i remember reading this paper when i was in high school to get a laugh. it's all propaganda b.s. damn hippies and theres wacky tabaccy ha.

Hehe, yeah definately hippies ie boulder. They have an office, but i dont know what goes on in there, probally hippy stuff. Its almost to rediculus to read

 

[Audio]

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

omg thanks for bringing to light the fact that you're dumber than a pile of $hit.

 

[tinman831]

omg thanks for bringing to light the fact that you're dumber than a pile of $hit.

that was a bit harsh...

 

[duh?]

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

Are you serious?

 

[Audio]

that was a bit harsh...

sorry, that time of month 😳

 

[PegaNinguem]

Jeez guys, stop being so lame. No wonder dentists get a bad rep. There is never a need for a special occasion to hire hookers.

Hey, where the hell do they have "jaca" here? I lived in Brazil for a bit but I had no clue that the fruit grows in the US. I didnt even know of its existence until I went up the trolley to see Jesus.

So I got my hands on a jaca and learned that there is a direct correlation by how ugly that damn fruit is and how sweet it is. ugh. No wonder they let that crap fall on the floor. 🙂

read this and discuss
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28699

makes me feel a bit sad that I am going into a profession that is being tainted dark by the media.

Is it true that dentists are known to hire prostitute whenever they go to dental convention?

 

[tinman831]

sorry, that time of month 😳

Aww... poor Audio. 😍

 

[tinman831]

Hey, where the hell do they have "jaca" here? I lived in Brazil for a bit but I had no clue that the fruit grows in the US. I didnt even know of its existence until I went up the trolley to see Jesus.

So I got my hands on a jaca and learned that there is a direct correlation by how ugly that damn fruit is and how sweet it is. ugh. No wonder they let that crap fall on the floor. 🙂

Whats Jaca?

 

[ItsGavinC]

Off topic, closing.