Desperation

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Wouldn't be amazing if he channeled that ingenuity into something legal?
 
My personal favorite part: "he seems to be pretty knowledgeable about prescription drugs as he picks and chooses what he steals." Come on, everyone knows what the good narcotics are.

Maybe he should contact Guiness World Records for "Longest Wait for Theft."
 
"Police say the man is extremely patient, in some cases hiding up to eight hours."

well sure he gets up in the ceiling then pops some adderall that he's lifted from a previous boost and suddenly sitting still for 8 hours isn't such a daunting task. He probably steals a magazine from the front of the store before he climbs up into the ceiling to pass the time.
 
Drugstore Cowboy 2007 :laugh:

That's actually pretty clever. The alarm probably picks him up pretty quick. (I would like to assume that all pharmacies have motion detector alarms, along with glass-break and doors). Probably 30 seconds from the time the alarm picks him up till the cops are called. Add another 3-6 minutes for them to show up. Getting the cabinet open and getting out would take at least a minute.

It makes you think that he has pharmacy experience or access to the layout of the pharmacy.😕
 
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