Did I Blew my chance?!!! Please help

[UnclePhil]

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It's funny knowing that my story is so bizarre that it's unbelievable. I feel like a warrior.
People actually have to go through things like this in the real world. It's not my fault that your life was tame and uneventful.

Next time I meet a guy in the real world who used his college trust fund for a penile implant, I will be sure to remember this.

 

[Miclops]

The sad thing is, I am a native English speaker.

Don't worry. Most native English speakers have overrated verbal skills. Most of them spend 12 hours a day just staring at their Facebook wall. There has been scientific Studies that show that bilingual or multilingual people are technically smarter. We have a great advantage that we're not even aware of.

 

[Miclops]

Next time I meet a guy in the real world who used his college trust fund for a penile implant, I will be sure to remember this.

I'll refer you to my doctor. Heck, you might even get a discount.😛

 

[NonTrad Journey]

Hey, look on the bright side. If your endeavor to go to medical school fails there is an entire industry that specializes in filming drunken orgies especially when attended by boys with penile implants. Things could be worse at least you have a fall back!

 

[Kaustikos]

I just...

 

[Miclops]

Hey, look on the bright side. If your endeavor to go to medical school fails there is an entire industry that specializes in filming drunken orgies especially when attended by boys with penile implants. Things could be worse at least you have a fall back!

Indeed. Med students will always need porn in order to preserve their sanity. But you see, I'm a changed man. I can only use my penile implant with my wife. I think you're a better fit for that job.

 

[NickNaylor]

One of my posts definitely got deleted...

 

[dicer]

Wait....

Maybe he isn't a troll. Why is he still sticking here for so long if he were? He should be back under his bridge by now.

But in all seriousness (if you aren't trolling), Miclops, if I remember correctly, you got some good advice at some point. You aren't going to get any more good advice from here no matter how much more you retort. Might as well log off and have a good lunch/breakfast and study so that your chance isn't blown for real.

 

[Kaustikos]

Indeed. Med students will always need porn in order to preserve their sanity. But you see, I'm a changed man. I can only use my penile implant with my wife. I think you're a better fit for that job.

You have a wife now!?

 

[Deathstar]

This is such a terrible thread.

 

[NonTrad Journey]

Indeed. Med students will always need porn in order to preserve their sanity. But you see, I'm a changed man. I can only use my penile implant with my wife. I think you're a better fit for that job.

I have been happily married for the past decade - no penile implant required. Thanks

 

[Miclops]

I have been happily married for the past decade - no penile implant required. Thanks

Are you certain it won't spice things up in your marriage? Things get pretty boring you know.

 

[CodeBlu]

Wait....

Maybe he isn't a troll. Why is he still sticking here for so long if he were? He should be back under his bridge by now.

But in all seriousness (if you aren't trolling), Miclops, if I remember correctly, you got some good advice at some point. You aren't going to get any more good advice from here no matter how much more you retort. Might as well log off and have a good lunch/breakfast and study so that your chance isn't blown for real.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWX0hWCbng[/YOUTUBE]

 

[generator]

This is such a terrible thread.

👍👍👍👍👍 let this thread die

 

[Miclops]

👍👍👍👍👍 let this thread die

If you wanted it to die, you wouldn't post.

 

[vin5cent0]

You know, for a forum full of smart people, it's actually kind of funny to see the lack of common sense from time to time. You guys really believe a story about a nerd turning to meth, knocking up a girl, and getting a penile implant? I mean, seriously?

 

[HH Holmes]

 

[UnclePhil]

You know, for a forum full of smart people, it's actually kind of funny to see the lack of common sense from time to time. You guys really believe a story about a nerd turning to meth, knocking up a girl, and getting a penile implant? I mean, seriously?

Who says they believed it?

 

[TheMightySmiter]

You know, for a forum full of smart people, it's actually kind of funny to see the lack of common sense from time to time. You guys really believe a story about a nerd turning to meth, knocking up a girl, and getting a penile implant? I mean, seriously?

Pretty sure no one actually believed it. Hence, troll?

 

[ScholarStud]

Who says they believed it?

better question... who says they're smart? 😳

 

[Dr Love]

You know, for a forum full of smart people, it's actually kind of funny to see the lack of common sense from time to time. You guys really believe a story about a nerd turning to meth, knocking up a girl, and getting a penile implant? I mean, seriously?

1. "Full of smart people"? I mean, maybe there's a few smart people on these forums, but full is definitely a stretch.
2. I am pretty sure no one believes the story.

 

[calvnandhobbs68]

Ever since I can remember, I've always been an exceptional student. From kindergarden to high school, I was always the class nerd. I remember being reclusive and shy. I didn't have any friends; I never dated; I never partied and I certainly never drunk or took drugs. This was all because of the strickness of my parents. However, my whole world went upside down during my freshman year of college. With my new found freedom, I went ballistic. I was partying every night and I usually indulged in drunk orgies. Unfortunately, things got even worse. I found myself doing the unthinkable. I was now smoking weed and doing meth. Despite my bestial behavior, I managed to acquire a reasonable gpa for my first semester: 3.7. Because of my high gpa, I continued my reckless behavior not knowing the impending consequences. This is very embarrassing to say so I'll keep it succinct. I used part of my college trust fund to pay for a penile implant. Looking back at it now, it was a very cretinous transaction. Moving on, towards the end of my second semester, I inadvertently knocked up a girl. This was a very scary moment of my life. I was dumbstruck; I didn't expect this. Needless to say, I pleaded her to abort the baby, but she wasn't complying. Despite all my pleading, she refused. My parents were astonished when they heard the news. As if this weren't enough problems for me, my gpa dropped to a 3.2. What killed me was that as soon as my parents acknowledged my behavior, they refused to continue to pay for my education and I was forced to attend an obscure college. ( I previously attended brown). Anyways, not to bore you guys, I'll skip the rest of the story and fast forward to the present. I managed to recover from my self-destructing habits. My daughter is one now and I managed to keep a good
relationship with her mother. But my dream of becoming a doctor seems to be slipping away. My current gpa is a 3.3. I took the january mcat and I received a weird score:31Q, 14 BS, 13 VR, 4 PS!
I almost fainted when I saw my physical science score. Anyways, how bad will my gpa and ps score hurt me? Do I still have a chance?

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

 

[Kaustikos]

You know, for a forum full of smart people, it's actually kind of funny to see the lack of common sense from time to time. You guys really believe a story about a nerd turning to meth, knocking up a girl, and getting a penile implant? I mean, seriously?

I really want to believe because the premise to the story is better than the movie "Knocked Up" and the hilarity that ensues after is reminescent of "Hangover".

 

[dicer]

:troll:

Seriously, this thread was almost dead, and I think most of us had our fun with the troll, but let's move on.

 

[cowme]

Step 1: Find freshman pre-med meth-heads with erectile dysfunction to give penile implant
Step 2: Have said pre-med knock up a girl so he fails his MCAT
Step 3: .....
Step 4: Profit!


OP, here is my advice:

Find your high school chemistry teacher and use your trust fund to fund a meth lab (ideally, he would have to have been recently diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and worried about leaving his wife and son with cerebral palsy some money). Just a fair warning, if you ever come across a guy named Tuco, STAY AWAY!

 

[rentedmule]

:troll:

Seriously, this thread was almost dead, and I think most of us had our fun with the troll, but let's move on.

moveon.org

 

[ash914]

That is one unbalanced MCAT score. Did you fall asleep during the PS portion of your MCAT? 😕

I know I'm late to the party, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he wasn't actually writing an MCAT, but instead was participating in another one of the previously mentioned drunk orgies. The real question is how he got any points at all.

 

[senorsquishie]

I know I'm late to the party, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he wasn't actually writing an MCAT, but instead was participating in another one of the previously mentioned drunk orgies. The real question is how he got any points at all.

I think you get 3 points for putting your name on the test 😵