Dos and Don'ts when I'm hosting you

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[IndyZX]

im nice, stay out of peoples way, and send a thank you note. i think thats pretty much all there is to it.

im sure its annoying when people are asshats, but it sounds like youve gotten more than your share of em.

 

[MWillie]

So top 3? Is that Harvard or Hopkins.

Anyhoo, good write up.

 

[CarlosMielefan]

im nice

*Rolls eyes*

 

[i77ac]

So top 3? Is that Harvard or Hopkins.

Anyhoo, good write up.

don't think it's hopkins, they have free, beautiful Reed Hall available. i don't think they even have student hosts.

 

[CarlosMielefan]

I am disturbed that the OP took the time to compose this vapid essay. What type of med school do you attend that affords you not only the right to play God but to spew this garbage! Just because you're in medical school, you think you are somehow better than you really are, and that applicants must be hazed or belittled by you! I am not impressed.

Who do you think you are?

 

[MWillie]

don't think it's hopkins, they have free, beautiful Reed Hall available. i don't think they even have student hosts.

In the other post he said Wash U, Hopkins or Harvard. Wash U doesn't have hosts either, so we're down to Harvard.

 

[constructor]

I am disturbed that the OP took the time to compose essay. What type of med school do you attend that affords you not only the right to play God but to spew this garbage! Just because you're in medical school, you think you are somehow better than you really are, and that applicants must be hazed or belittled by you! I am not impressed.

Who do you think you are?

yeah, who is this kid? while some of the advice is acceptable and in fact quite good, a lot of it is overbearing nonsense i'd rather not hear from a random guy who's hosting me for a night.

by the way, i'm the buff guy you talked about who walks around in my wifebeater and boxers all the time, and i would probably shove your head up your ass if you told me not to do it.

 

[dr.z]

yeah, who is this kid? while some of the advice is acceptable and in fact quite good, a lot of it is overbearing nonsense i'd rather not hear from a random guy who's hosting me for a night.

by the way, i'm the buff guy you talked about who walks around in my wifebeater and boxers all the time, and i would probably shove your head up your ass if you told me not to do it.

👍

 

[Newman8r]

OK I have a really important question: if you offer me some of your cooking, but it has something in it that I am horribly allergic to, what should I do?

-Eat the cooking and hope nothing happens, so as not to offend you
-Refuse the cooking, even if it upsets you

now, if I do eat the food, and have a really bad reaction, will this look bad as well? - because then you'll have to take some of your valuable time to drop me off at the hospital

OK, another important one:

So you ask me to go out to a social gathering with you (and of course I accept, wouldn't want to piss anyone off) and there are a bunch of people smoking crack - you join in, and excitedly ask me to take a hit off of the pipe. should I:

-Turn down the offer, knowing this might be a test... and hope that it is a test, because otherwise you might be offended that I don't approve of your habbits

or

-Accept the offer, as not to give the impression that I disapprove of your ways, and hope that you give your approval of me to the school, knowing that I am 'cool'

😛

 

[Code Brown]

So top 3? Is that Harvard or Hopkins.

Anyhoo, good write up.

I think Top3 goes to Asshat University.

(Yes, I realize he's a troll)

 

[Shaz]

I love this post.

People can be real doushbags sometimes, and not even know it.

 

[rambo]

It sounds like most of his requests are pretty reasonable. If he's trolling, he's walking a fine line. I think what might put him over the top are his constant affirmations that those who crossed him "coincidentally" didn't get in.

I mean but really, for the most part, these are all things you really shouldn't do if you are imposing on someone else.

 

[Cerberus]

Well, everyone should be as courteous as possible to their hosts and try to be as nonintrusive as possible. However, your post still reaks of elitism and snobbery. You seem like a real pretentious ass.

 

[Cerberus]

by the way, i'm the buff guy you talked about who walks around in my wifebeater and boxers all the time, and i would probably shove your head up your ass if you told me not to do it.

haha, me too.

 

[Psycho Doctor]

by the way, i'm the buff guy you talked about who walks around in my wifebeater and boxers all the time, and i would probably shove your head up your ass if you told me not to do it.

 

[Psycho Doctor]

OK I have a really important question: if you offer me some of your cooking, but it has something in it that I am horribly allergic to, what should I do?

-Eat the cooking and hope nothing happens, so as not to offend you
-Refuse the cooking, even if it upsets you

now, if I do eat the food, and have a really bad reaction, will this look bad as well? - because then you'll have to take some of your valuable time to drop me off at the hospital

OK, another important one:

So you ask me to go out to a social gathering with you (and of course I accept, wouldn't want to piss anyone off) and there are a bunch of people smoking crack - you join in, and excitedly ask me to take a hit off of the pipe. should I:

-Turn down the offer, knowing this might be a test... and hope that it is a test, because otherwise you might be offended that I don't approve of your habbits

or

-Accept the offer, as not to give the impression that I disapprove of your ways, and hope that you give your approval of me to the school, knowing that I am 'cool'

😛

I can see your points. I'd hope you have the integrity to stand by your convictions. of course you do not take the crack if you don't agree with the whole thing. As far as the food, i guess you can test out how good the school trains its students to handle crisis and eat it. (of course i'm kidding but maybe if you expect your host to cook for you, you should mention your allergies beforehand and offer to get your own food as not to cause any problems).

 

[Psycho Doctor]

It sounds like most of his requests are pretty reasonable. If he's trolling, he's walking a fine line. I think what might put him over the top are his constant affirmations that those who crossed him "coincidentally" didn't get in.

I mean but really, for the most part, these are all things you really shouldn't do if you are imposing on someone else.

yea i didn't think the post was so bad. Much of it is common courtesy that shouldn't actually have to be spelled out. But yea maybe it was making it seem like he was influential in the decision especially after saying he has no say in it.

 

[kinetic]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

 

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[patzan]

I don't go to TopSchool, but agreed with most of what he said. I haven't tried to keep anyone out who left a bad impression on me. However...we have had some very nice and courteous interviewees and some very not so nice ones.

We don't expect them to eat our food, etc., but we do expect them to be awake and ready on time. I have had to wake several of them up multiple times, bang pots and pans to do it (I don't get paid, either!), and my wife says, "please put the toilet seat down."

That is all.

 

[KiKat37]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

 

[SitraAchra]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

Top3 you KNOW you f*cked up when you got Kinetic out of the lounge in here to kick your @ss.

 

[Cerberus]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

 

[Neuronix]

You get paid to host?! What kind of rip-off am I getting?!

 

[MoosePilot]

Top3 you KNOW you f*cked up when you got Kinetic out of the lounge in here to kick your @ss.

 

[Scubadoc]

Wow, it's posts like the one from the OP that make me not want to do the whole student hosting thing when I go interview. Anyone have any good experiences with this that they'd like to share?

 

[MoosePilot]

Wow, it's posts like the one from the OP that make me not want to do the whole student hosting thing when I go interview. Anyone have any good experiences with this that they'd like to share?

No kidding. I've got plenty of money to pay for a hotel, I don't need to stay with some gunner who just wants to impress someone at his school.

 

[Psycho Doctor]

Don't host if you don't like it.
Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

I was thinking the same thing when I read the long post.

 

[Psycho Doctor]

Top3 you KNOW you f*cked up when you got Kinetic out of the lounge in here to kick your @ss.

I too was surprised to see him here! 👍

 

[leiface]

Is it unreasonable for me to assume that medical school students who are willing to host host because they actually want to help current applicants and understand the stress and anxiety of applying to med school so they try to make this process a little easier? I'm sorry, but I thought the idea of hosting was to help someone, not be an assmonkey with ulterior motives like getting to know top docs. 😡

 

[doogyhowser]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

GENIUS (evil genius that is)

 

[xadmin]

Just as the leaves turn color, a predictable stream of ninja-black suits and dresses descends on campus, and these people have to stay somewhere for the night.

Of course, we tell the applicants hosts have no influence on the decision making process. And 95% of the time it's true. But if you really make a good impression, hey, I can excercise my first ammendment right and express my delight to the chair of the AC or to my friends on the AC. I might see them in the wards, or send them an e-mail. Of the >65 people I've hosted this has happened three times and they all got in. They were topstuff so maybe I didn't help at all.

There are some things that you should definitely NOT do when you stay at my house.

First of all, please understand that although I am getting paid maybe $10-25 to host you I am not doing this for the money. My house is not a hotel. I am not your maid/concierge/tour guide. So why host? Well, you get to meet interesting people, kiss up to the powers that are, make connections to the topDocs at our school, etc...

Remember the topRule of being in medicine: It's better for people to have no impression of you than a bad one. If I bump into someone important to you, and they ask "How was X," you want me to say at the least "OK." And not "I don't know how well he'd fit in here."

BIGGIES
NEVER, NEVER make me look bad in front of my classmates or say anything negative about me to anyone. I will hear about it and trust me the results will not be good for you in terms of your admission to topSchool or anywhere I have friends.

BASIC HYGEINE
Please, no hairs/streaks/suggestive leftovers in the shower, sink, bed, toilet. I don't care how buff you are, but please, wear a shirt in my house, and something more than boxers... those track pants are best.

You will go to bed when I go to bed and leave for school when I leave for school

If you have a problem with animals, be sure to make that clear to the admissions office WELL IN ADVANCE My dog Viagra is not spending the night in the basement or the freezing yard because you are allergic to his dander.

Diet I am not a restaurant or catering service. Once we had an applicant who could only eat super-Kosher food. So he insisted I spend half an hour driving him around trying to find Kosher breakfast. He did not get in.

Bragging I do not care how many awards you've won, what your parents do, or where else you've gotten into med school. Really. And if you've been in the Olympics or have published on the cover of Nature, good for you but you'll probably make me jealous. There was one applicant who went around telling everyone how he was a finalist for the Rhodes and Marshall (but didn't get in). Guess what, he was a finalist at TopSchool, too!

Parents Please, please do not have mommie or daddy call me to go over your schedule, personal habits, etc... One applicants mom started bugging me a week ahead of schedule about "How Andrew has asthma, so everything needs to be super clean." That lady must've called at least four times!

Recruiting Please don't act like I have to impress you with our medical school, asking "What makes topSchool special." Obviously, you want to go here so why do I need to explain what a great school this is. If you want you can ask something like how I made my decision to go to topSchool, what the neighborhood is like. But don't expect me to go out of my way to recruit you (unless the AC tells me to).

Going out If I invite you to go anywhere social with my medical school classmates, please accept the invitation. It may be my only night off for a month, and I don't want to spend it babysitting you. And if we do go out and there are other applicants, turn off the gunner mode. Let them have a word in the conversation. Nothing spoils a great evening like watching pre-meds go at it. Also, watch the drinking. We had to take one applicant to our ER for alcohol poisoning and the eight of us got in trouble with the DOS as she was 3 months shy of 21 (How was I supposed to know?!)

Services provided Again, I am not your concierge, dry cleaner or personal trainer. One applicant woke me up 1 h early before an anatomy exam and asked that I go jogging with him. Of course I went jogging, but he might as well have kept on running because he did not get in. Another applicant asked to borrow my iron. OK, I was happy to oblige. But then he wanted me to iron his shirt for him (which I refused). And then when he burnt his shirt (as he had never ironed before) threw a tantrum and blamed my crappy iron. Hey, I like my iron-- he did not get in either.

Please do not ask to use my cellphone or computer That makes me uncomfortable. I don't want you running up my minutes or snooping around for my old med school essays.

Bragging, part II If you have Louis Vuitton or Tumi luggage, then you can afford to stay at a hotel. Same with First Class luggage and superElite airline luggage tags.

Bragging, part III There is a way to be "The Man." When I was interviewing at TopSchool one of my classmates from TopUndergrad who was super hot took me out and gave me a tour for three hours, much to the awe of my hosts. After she dropped me off, we spent an hour talking about how hot she was, and to this day we all are friends! So if you have friends who are at the school where you are interviewing, use your connections!

Thank you notes I sent them. But now that I've received a lot (we've stuck twelve from this year on our wall right now to scare the other applicants😉 they don't really matter. If we got along great during your stay I'd go ahead and send an e-mail or handwritten note (even better). The nicest guy I hosted wrote a letter offering to let me stay with him/go to dinner on his dime if I ever was in his TopCity. Really nice touch. He got in. Everywhere.

If you don't like the above, do yourself and me a favor and stay at a hotel!

Man, what an arrogant prick. If you were hosting me and you showed me this attitude, I will pull a can of whoop ass on you and biotch slap you all the while feeding you wutang pie sherbet.

 

[uclabruin2003]

yeah, who is this kid? while some of the advice is acceptable and in fact quite good, a lot of it is overbearing nonsense i'd rather not hear from a random guy who's hosting me for a night.

by the way, i'm the buff guy you talked about who walks around in my wifebeater and boxers all the time, and i would probably shove your head up your ass if you told me not to do it.

um you can stay at my place minus the shirt! 😀

 

[VienneseWaltz]

don't think it's hopkins, they have free, beautiful Reed Hall available. i don't think they even have student hosts.

No, Hopkins has student hosts. It's up to the applicant whether they want the convenience and privacy of Reed Hall or whether they want the comfort and insight of staying with a student.

My guests have been quite well-mannered for the most part. I do agree with the OP that guests should follow the HOST'S schedule. Some of my guests have said they don't want to go to lecture in the morning, which is usually OK with me, because I usually don't go even if I'm on campus, but if I do need to go to lecture they can't expect me to miss out on my education because they want to sleep in.

As for pet allergies, I realize the guests should speak up to admissions about it, but it's not something people often think about. As the proud parent of two furry children, I ask if they are allergic to pets when they first contact me about hosting--my animals aren't going anywhere, and I don't want my guest to lose sleep from allergies, so it's better to clear that up before anyone shows up. I don't see this as my responsibility versus theirs, just something that needs to be done.

 

[drguy22]

Just as the leaves turn color, a predictable stream of ninja-black suits and dresses descends on campus, and these people have to stay somewhere for the night.

Of course, we tell the applicants hosts have no influence on the decision making process. And 95% of the time it's true. But if you really make a good impression, hey, I can excercise my first ammendment right and express my delight to the chair of the AC or to my friends on the AC. I might see them in the wards, or send them an e-mail. Of the >65 people I've hosted this has happened three times and they all got in. They were topstuff so maybe I didn't help at all.

There are some things that you should definitely NOT do when you stay at my house.

First of all, please understand that although I am getting paid maybe $10-25 to host you I am not doing this for the money. My house is not a hotel. I am not your maid/concierge/tour guide. So why host? Well, you get to meet interesting people, kiss up to the powers that are, make connections to the topDocs at our school, etc...

Remember the topRule of being in medicine: It's better for people to have no impression of you than a bad one. If I bump into someone important to you, and they ask "How was X," you want me to say at the least "OK." And not "I don't know how well he'd fit in here."

BIGGIES
NEVER, NEVER make me look bad in front of my classmates or say anything negative about me to anyone. I will hear about it and trust me the results will not be good for you in terms of your admission to topSchool or anywhere I have friends.

BASIC HYGEINE
Please, no hairs/streaks/suggestive leftovers in the shower, sink, bed, toilet. I don't care how buff you are, but please, wear a shirt in my house, and something more than boxers... those track pants are best.

You will go to bed when I go to bed and leave for school when I leave for school

If you have a problem with animals, be sure to make that clear to the admissions office WELL IN ADVANCE My dog Viagra is not spending the night in the basement or the freezing yard because you are allergic to his dander.

Diet I am not a restaurant or catering service. Once we had an applicant who could only eat super-Kosher food. So he insisted I spend half an hour driving him around trying to find Kosher breakfast. He did not get in.

Bragging I do not care how many awards you've won, what your parents do, or where else you've gotten into med school. Really. And if you've been in the Olympics or have published on the cover of Nature, good for you but you'll probably make me jealous. There was one applicant who went around telling everyone how he was a finalist for the Rhodes and Marshall (but didn't get in). Guess what, he was a finalist at TopSchool, too!

Parents Please, please do not have mommie or daddy call me to go over your schedule, personal habits, etc... One applicants mom started bugging me a week ahead of schedule about "How Andrew has asthma, so everything needs to be super clean." That lady must've called at least four times!

Recruiting Please don't act like I have to impress you with our medical school, asking "What makes topSchool special." Obviously, you want to go here so why do I need to explain what a great school this is. If you want you can ask something like how I made my decision to go to topSchool, what the neighborhood is like. But don't expect me to go out of my way to recruit you (unless the AC tells me to).

Going out If I invite you to go anywhere social with my medical school classmates, please accept the invitation. It may be my only night off for a month, and I don't want to spend it babysitting you. And if we do go out and there are other applicants, turn off the gunner mode. Let them have a word in the conversation. Nothing spoils a great evening like watching pre-meds go at it. Also, watch the drinking. We had to take one applicant to our ER for alcohol poisoning and the eight of us got in trouble with the DOS as she was 3 months shy of 21 (How was I supposed to know?!)

Services provided Again, I am not your concierge, dry cleaner or personal trainer. One applicant woke me up 1 h early before an anatomy exam and asked that I go jogging with him. Of course I went jogging, but he might as well have kept on running because he did not get in. Another applicant asked to borrow my iron. OK, I was happy to oblige. But then he wanted me to iron his shirt for him (which I refused). And then when he burnt his shirt (as he had never ironed before) threw a tantrum and blamed my crappy iron. Hey, I like my iron-- he did not get in either.

Please do not ask to use my cellphone or computer That makes me uncomfortable. I don't want you running up my minutes or snooping around for my old med school essays.

Bragging, part II If you have Louis Vuitton or Tumi luggage, then you can afford to stay at a hotel. Same with First Class luggage and superElite airline luggage tags.

Bragging, part III There is a way to be "The Man." When I was interviewing at TopSchool one of my classmates from TopUndergrad who was super hot took me out and gave me a tour for three hours, much to the awe of my hosts. After she dropped me off, we spent an hour talking about how hot she was, and to this day we all are friends! So if you have friends who are at the school where you are interviewing, use your connections!

Thank you notes I sent them. But now that I've received a lot (we've stuck twelve from this year on our wall right now to scare the other applicants😉 they don't really matter. If we got along great during your stay I'd go ahead and send an e-mail or handwritten note (even better). The nicest guy I hosted wrote a letter offering to let me stay with him/go to dinner on his dime if I ever was in his TopCity. Really nice touch. He got in. Everywhere.

If you don't like the above, do yourself and me a favor and stay at a hotel!

y cant u say what "Top" school you go to....it seems to me that ur a piece of trash..who the hell do u think you are...do you really think that YOU are keeping people out of medical school...hahahaha..i think u need a mental evaluation... man u better keep dreamin about bein on the admissions commitee.....damn dude how did u get into medical school in the first place...u aint gonna be a good doctor dude...u just plain suck!! 👎 👎 😛


btw...shove ur iron up where the sun dont shine!

 

[constructor]

um you can stay at my place minus the shirt! 😀

i really wanna say that i'll visit you in cleveland next year with just my boxers and boots, but aren't you a dude??? 😕

 

[synapse lapse]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

 

[Pembleton]

Would I need to ask for permission to poop in the toilet?

 

[Rugger81]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

haha, that's great. my favorite part was where s/he mentioned the "Top3" school repeatedly. And what was all that about NOT bragging?

 

[constructor]

Would I need to ask for permission to poop in the toilet?

yes, but you must be fully clothed while taking a dump.

 

[drguy22]

yes, but you must be fully clothed while taking a dump.

hmmm..hows that possible without...crappin in ur pants?

 

[Docgeorge]

I am disturbed that the OP took the time to compose this vapid essay. What type of med school do you attend that affords you not only the right to play God but to spew this garbage! Just because you're in medical school, you think you are somehow better than you really are, and that applicants must be hazed or belittled by you! I am not impressed.

Who do you think you are?

Becuse some dumb ass per-meds do the forementioned stupid ****. If I host you and you act like a *******, I guarntee that you wont get in. People in the Adcoms listen to us.

Where did he say anything about hazing. Its all about common curtosy. If you dont like it stay at a hotel.

 

[Cerberus]

wait....kinetic is being applauded rather than people cursing his existence and crying....what gives?

Way to win the hearts and minds Prez-O-Dent 👍 👍

 

[drguy22]

Becuse some dumb ass per-meds do the above said stupid ****. If I host you and you act like a *******, I guarntee that you wont get in. People in the Adcoms listen to us.

maybe they listen to sane people...but i sure hope they dont listen to people that got into medical school by pure luck...cuz it seems to me that people like the OP have no personality.....good luck in life man...who u think u are tryin to ruin peoples lives.....

 

[Docgeorge]

Maby I came off a little hard ass. I hosted people last year (for free) most were great. I had two that left a bad taste in my mouth. One rude and incosiderate and got pissed off when I would'nt take him to the airport. The other was a pompus ass who would'nt shut up about all girls he's banged and all the girls he will get as a medical student.

If you really piss someone off it's not that hard to go upto the addmissions office and tell them about the guy who stayed with you.

 

[drguy22]

btw....as another poster said...if u dont like to host DONT do it! no one is holding a gun to ur head... u dont have to b*tch and moan in a forum....i think u just need a power trip...go find it somewhere else...cuz everyone here will rip ur posts to shred!

 

[leiface]

Maby I came off a little hard ass. I hosted people last year (for free) most were great. I had two that left a bad taste in my mouth. One rude and incosiderate and got pissed off when I would'nt take him to the airport. The other was a pompus ass who would'nt shut up about all girls he's banged and all the girls he will get as a medical student.

If you really piss someone off it's not that hard to go upto the addmissions office and tell them about the guy who stayed with you.

I can see your frustration with these applicants but the majority of us, undoubtedly are good guests, and to write something like "I will get you rejected if you piss me off," is just unnecessary. Makes me hope I won't become like that when I goto med school.

 

[Handyman2Doc]

If you take a moment to look past the arrogant tone, you can see that this was actually an attempt at helping those who wish to use the option of being "hosted". I am an older student and I grind my teeth daily due to some of the other students who are socially ignorant *****s who don't have a clue as to what etiquette is, let alone how to impliment it. So, unfortunately, I can relate to some of what top3 is saying. I think it fair to say that anyone who hosted an ungrateful knutsack of an applicant would be thinking long and hard about passing his/her opinion of said knutsack on to the adcoms.

That being said, I seriousely hope the OP is reading the responses to his post. This is not the first time he has come across as a total asspipe. Do yourself a favor top3 and drop the top this and that crap. That alone places you firmly in the asspipe catagory which is even behind the knutsacks.

 

[neuronerd]

What an asshat. Hey, *****, here are my Dos and Don'ts for posting a thread.

Follow your own rules. If you're so uncomfortable about bragging that you need to compose not ONE but THREE sections about it, then stop referring to your bad self as "Top3" and your school as "TopSchool." Just call it Lincoln Tech like the rest of your classmates.

You aren't part of the admissions committe; the closest you get is when you're in the stall next to them in the bathroom. Shut up with your implied threats and other crap. "He gave me a handjob ...and got in! EVERYWHERE!!!" "I didn't like the way she talked, so now she's out on the streets hooking!" Hey, that's great, *****. Get the cucumber out of your ass because nobody is buying it.

Don't host if you don't like it. Your whole ****** post sounds like you want the poor person who has to put up with your smelly ******ed self to basically act like they're not there. "Don't ask me questions ...you know why the hell you should be in my TopSchool!" "If I want to go out, you're coming along!" "If I want a threesome, I expect you to use lube on my ass!" Hey, stupid, if you want to host, then host. Stop being a complete douche.

Grow a pair. Your biggie above all else is don't badmouth you? You mean you create that crappy an impression to a person staying overnight that they feel the need to rip on your ******ed ass the next day? HA HA HA! Maybe that should tell you something.

I'm sorry but you are A-W-E-S-O-M-E.