Drunken tomfoolery

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I've probably done stupider things while sober than while drunk. I tend not to be a stupid drunk, plus the fact that it takes me way too much alcohol to get that drunk. Which, by the way, is a mystery to me because I do not drink very much so it is not an increasing tolerance thing. Maybe it's my hypermetabolism and my hollow leg.

The most interesting thing I did while drunk was in St Petersburg (the russian version, AKA Leningrad). Had lunch and had about 8-10 vodka shots (because they kept refilling and I drank other peoples at the table because I thought we were being rude if we didn't drink it - I am sensitive to other cultures 😉). Then after that we toured The Hermitage. I still remember everything, and I did not embarrass myself at all. But it was definitely interesting because the paintings were somewhat in motion.
 
OK so tonight in a game of darts, I pissed somebody off because I kept tripling 20's. He said I had the game clearly won but I racked up all the points before the 16's, 17's, 18's 19's were cleared out.

Then in my peak state of drunkenness I cleared out the bull's eyes when after he hit the bulls eye twice.

He was pissed. OK that's my drunk story of the night...didn't manage to offend any others tonight (as far as I know).
 
yaah said:
...after that we toured The Hermitage. I still remember everything, and I did not embarrass myself at all. But it was definitely interesting because the paintings were somewhat in motion.
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Did they talk too? Oh yaah, you've found Hogwarts!

I'm a boring drunk. Wine/beer/bellini = sleep. Scotch however, does weird things. Only limited (one) experience with that so far.

Those studies that showed sleep deprivation was equal to a blood alcohol level of whatever? Common sense to me.
 
Fermata said:
Dude, like, dude, getting drunk, dude, is like, sooooooo cool, dude.
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A fermata? Is that like... a Crush?

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A fermata is a notation made on sheet music. It instructs the musician to hold the note longer than it's true value (it's kinda like a pausing temporarily or time stop....)

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Fermata said:
Dudeee.

You never unmask a superhero.

There goes my secret. 🙁
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Damn! Sorry man. At least we can keep the nature of your superpowers secret right? I would venture to guess that your magic ability is the "Time Stop"...but you don't have to tell me if I'm right or not 🙂
 
wow, this is the first post i've read on the path board, you people sound pretty cool. i'm going to have to look closer at path as a career option. keep it real guys
 
You'd have to ask my roommate's ex-girfriend. Although I maintain, to this day, that it was brilliantly executed and for his own good.
 
Havarti666 said:
You'd have to ask my roommate's ex-girfriend. Although I maintain, to this day, that it was brilliantly executed and for his own good.
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Yeah, some of my stupidest moments (there aren't many of them though) are best recounted by my college friends who were there when they happened. One of them claims to have a picture of the end result. Gawd I hope that pic never makes it to the internet...I think it had to do with one of the parties he held. He had a bowl of jello jigglers. I like jello very very much. Apparently they were jello SHOTS. I didn't know what jello shots were at that time in my life. I remember them tasting a little funny but I was already buzzed. The rest of the night is in the history books. Apparently, according to my buddy, I did some funny and weird stuff that night...I have no recollection of this.
 
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