Dumbest Tatoos

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EvoDevo said:
Saw a guy the other day with a clown on his chest. "Juggalos 4 Life."

He was on disability for "chronic back pain.". 🙄
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Was he in the ED for worsening pain after helping a friend move? Those are my favorite...
 
A frequent flier has the name and phone number of a local bail bonds business tattooed on his bald/shaven head. He told a nurse that he was paid $1500 by the company for it.

Most people just use the company's free, ubiquitous pens...
 
kind of a cool one.. girl had the Louis Vuitton pattern tattooed on her arm.. weird but cool.
 
I had one with the "Polo" symbol with "Playa for Life" listed below it. It was on her arm and like 8 inches in size.
 
Stupidest tattoos by far are the ones that look like a gun stuck in the waistband. How could that possibly go wrong? And it's always exactly the people who shouldn't have that tattoo that have it.

Saddest tattoo I ever saw was on a 14 yo girl who had just given birth to her second child. Big letters across the lower back "Doggie Style."

Funniest tattoo was on a gang member who had his gang's name misspelled.
 
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Did an LP on a girl with the words "Tap That" across her lower back. I chuckled to myself the entire procedure.
 
morbidly obese lady with budweiser can on her r breast with words " this buds for you".
 
Anytime a patient has their own name tattooed on them, I know it's not going to be a rewarding encounter. Oh, and the above picture is amazing.
 
It's important to be courteous while being accommodating.

My best awful tat was of two pigs having sex on a guys calf with the inscription "Makin' Bacon" underneath
 
I would say treating a women with a horrid UTI, and the tattoo of " Mc Nasty's Place" above said area. Truth in advertising.
 
em1234 said:
It's important to be courteous while being accommodating.

My best awful tat was of two pigs having sex on a guys calf with the inscription "Makin' Bacon" underneath
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There must be some meaning to this because I saw the same thing on someone's low back. It was done in jailhouse style.
 
DocVirk said:
There must be some meaning to this because I saw the same thing on someone's low back. It was done in jailhouse style.
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A quick "Urban Dictionary" lookup implies that its a reference to having killed a police officer (i.e. - a pig that once was alive is now "bacon").
 
Best I've heard of was the back half of a husky dog on a woman's inner thigh. The dog's front half was up out of sight.

Hearing the nurses tell stories like that kept me volunteering at my local ER long after it helped me boost my med school application.
 
On the left buttcheek was "F#$@" and on the right buttcheek was "me"

She was there stating she was sexually assaulted after getting drunk and falling asleep on a pool table naked. I wondered if you could argue the tat was consent?
 
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