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😀 I was thinking of applying to the local Ninja School. http://www.ho-shin-ryu.com/
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Ninja? Don't they commit suicide after their missions?
I think I'd be a back-alley surgeon. You know, like where the Joker went after Batman almost killed him. I've always wanted to turn normal, criminals into deranged lunatic criminals... 😛
I think I'd be a back-alley surgeon. You know, like where the Joker went after Batman almost killed him. I've always wanted to turn normal, criminals into deranged lunatic criminals... 😛
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xanthines said:
No xanthines. According to a scholar who did a thesis on ninjas, "Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time."
Now, you bring up a good point about ninjas when you mention suicide. This same scholar clarifies the issue of seppuku in a very elegant way: "Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and cant find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselvesguns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.and dont even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: thats why we there are so few ninjas today."
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I always thought ninjas didn't use weapons to kill. I used to have this game Wizardry on the Apple II and I got one of my characters to be a ninja (had to be evil, ninjas couldn't be neutral or good, go figure) and he did much more damage without any weapons.
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UCSFbound said:
I'm glad you've pointed out the site because I've done so already a few times so I feel that it would be redundant for me to do so again. That site is some funny sh1t ain't it?
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xanthines said:
That's quite an imagination you have lol.
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Doctor B. said:
My favorite part:
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I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
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Plus - there is the ghost story:
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Apparently, there was this ninja who was hanging out with some kid. They played basketball and ate hamburgers together. One day the kid was like "Do you want to hear something that will mess up your life?"
The ninja was like "What are you talking about?"
"A real live ghost story," said the kid.
"O.K." said the ninja.
Then the kid began…"These two buddies were eating tacos together one night at a bar and it was raining really hard (outside). They were just talking. Then all of a sudden, there was a noise, like a gurgle or squirt. The buddies were like "What the heck is that?" And guess what…it happened again! They were both completely freaked out. (One buddy couldn't even finish his meal.) They briefly looked around the bar for clues, but they never found out what it was. And both buddies went home scared to death."
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For higher comedy - check out the emails he gets
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My theory is that these aren't real emails. He made those up too 🙂yaah said:
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I am confused.
This is a guy thing, isn't it.
This is a guy thing, isn't it.
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deschutes said:
Yes, because women can't be ninjas because they have to wear a mask, which is bad for their hair. And it's hard to kill people with your bare hands if you are worried about breaking a nail. 😛
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Hey don't muslim chicks wear headscarves and masks? I'm sure that's not good for their hair either. They kinda look like ninjas too. They probably flip out and get really cranky too.
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I predict you will be attacked by a vengeful female ninja within the next several hours. Watch your back!
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I'll be awake. Bring it vengeful female ninja!yaah said:
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I just watched Bridget Jones The First. Those two needed ninja school.
Some wear headscarves, some don't. Some wear masks (if that is the right term), some don't. At least, that is my experience. In Malaysia most headscarves were floral/patterned/coloured, unlike the black that one sees more often on TV. Chic chicks.
I wouldn't know. I'm not Muslim! 😛AndyMilonakis said:
Some wear headscarves, some don't. Some wear masks (if that is the right term), some don't. At least, that is my experience. In Malaysia most headscarves were floral/patterned/coloured, unlike the black that one sees more often on TV. Chic chicks.
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I think I should go to my next interview in full ninja. If anyone sees a ninja walking about UVA then you know its me.
(More than likely you will not see me because I will be using my ninja powers to hide in the shadows between interviews. So if you see something in the shadows then you know that I will be interviewing. If you spot me then I will have to dispatch you
It would be best if you just ran in fear.)
(More than likely you will not see me because I will be using my ninja powers to hide in the shadows between interviews. So if you see something in the shadows then you know that I will be interviewing. If you spot me then I will have to dispatch you
It would be best if you just ran in fear.)
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Pookies said:I think I should go to my next interview in full ninja. If anyone sees a ninja walking about UVA then you know its me.
(More than likely you will not see me because I will be using my ninja powers to hide in the shadows between interviews. So if you see something in the shadows then you know that I will be interviewing. If you spot me then I will have to dispatch you
It would be best if you just ran in fear.)
You should tell every interviewer from now on, "Rank me #1 or I'll flip out and get super pissed!"
