funny stories and such...

This forum made possible through the generous support of SDN members, donors, and sponsors. Thank you.

epidural man

Full Member
15+ Year Member
Joined
Jun 3, 2007
Messages
4,875
Reaction score
3,282
In another post, toughlife was questioning my sexuality, and it reminded me of a funny story I wanted to share, and perhaps get some others to do as well. I have others but want to hear some from you first.

I went to Saint Louis Univeristy Med School, and like many of you, as a second year, had to perform "uncomfortable" exams on people that got paid. I think our school paid $50 a finger.

I wasn't in the room where this happened, but it was during one of these practice rectal exam sessions. There were 5 students a session/room, and in this particular room, there was 1 girl and 4 guys. The volunteer was clearly a flamer with pink socks and all (not that there is anything wrong with this....).

Anyway, since he was a flamer, the guys said to the girl, you should go first - well she resisted and was reluctant but eventually said she would go first.

As she put the finger in, the guy says "oooooooooo........nice entry!"

That story took about 10 minutes to travel around campus!
 
In another post, toughlife was questioning my sexuality, and it reminded me of a funny story I wanted to share, and perhaps get some others to do as well. I have others but want to hear some from you first.

I went to Saint Louis Univeristy Med School, and like many of you, as a second year, had to perform "uncomfortable" exams on people that got paid. I think our school paid $50 a finger.

I wasn't in the room where this happened, but it was during one of these practice rectal exam sessions. There were 5 students a session/room, and in this particular room, there was 1 girl and 4 guys. The volunteer was clearly a flamer with pink socks and all (not that there is anything wrong with this....).

Anyway, since he was a flamer, the guys said to the girl, you should go first - well she resisted and was reluctant but eventually said she would go first.

As she put the finger in, the guy says "oooooooooo........nice entry!"

That story took about 10 minutes to travel around campus!

Same type of story but this occurred during a standardized pelvic exam. The guy who was doing it was very nervous, so as he approached the woman with speculum in hand he kept repeating, "Incoming, incoming, closer, closer."
 
And there you have it, Anesthesia.

Staying away from those areas is my main goal at work.
 
Top