Future GPA worries

[dumbest premed]

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Hey. I'm a premed in a SUNY school who was doing pretty well until this semester. I am a sophomore. I'll try to explain and maybe someone can help. A couple of weeks ago right before classes started I got really f***** up with a bunch of friends on this new kind of grass that i never tried before. Ever since that night i just can't focus enough to study or much less open a book to the right page. Each time i try to review my work an awkward image comes into my head. I see a large approximately 8' tall bluish purple ogre with a large eye centered on his head. He is wearing only white briefs and is bent over facing me with his arm out and his fingers snapping over and over as he repeatedly says "Figure figure figure figure figure." I dont know what to do. This image keeps clouding me over every time I try to study. I already failed 3 quizzes over it and i dont want to ruin my 3.7 GPA. It just won't let me study. Does anyone know what this is or what i can do to overcome this? Any help will be appreciated. Thanks everyone.

 

[Meridian]

oh my, are you sure what you smoked was only grass? lol sorry

well the good thing is, hopefully you won't smoke weird stuff till you're through the whole med school app. process

 

[YaFwiendToluene]

No excuse, get your act together and stop fooling around. Your not a child.

 

[womansurg]

Where can I get some of that?

 

[tBw]

you have no idea how lucky you are. Most of us would give our hind teeth to have someone help us on tests - have you tried talking to this purple monster? He sounds like a premed to me as he is funny looking, socially inept and has no idea how to dress. I suggest you start your own little study group. As no one else can see him no one can stop you taking him into exams with you. If he turns out not to be that smart the very least you can do is write your physics formulas on the front of those tidy whities you say he wears!

Some guys have all the luck!!

 

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[dumbest premed]

Good idea. I think i can try to mentally write all of the answers on Mr. Ogre's undies. That just might save me from messing up my GPA. And what the heck....if it never goes away i can turn over his undies when i enter med school and start putting down all of the G Protein and head anatomy info on there. 😎

 

[Street Philosopher]

next time don't be so greedy. take 2 and pass.

 

[dumbest premed]

HeyHeyHey thats what most of my friends in school call it. lol. When i was in high school i used to call it weed.😀

 

[dumbest premed]

Hell yeah it is. But Dirty Work was funnier.

 

[tms]

Originally posted by Street Philosopher
next time don't be so greedy. take 2 and pass.

"You f*@ked up the rotation...puff, puff, give"

 

[agent]

I couldn't help but LMAO.

I wonder if this is a joke?

 

[medhopefully]

dude, just keep on smokin and the ogre will go away...
just remember, make sure you take really big bong hits the night before the final exam, and you'll do awesome!

"-I'll pretend that I'm jamaican, man.
-I think you've smoked yourself ******ed." - half baked

😎