Greetings comrades

[Vanguardian]

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My name is KGB Colonel Davyd M. Smertin, and I know that you are eager to help people find cures to psychiatric diseases. Problem today is that we are living in society which put many conflicting demands into minds of people. You need to have career, much sex and be popular if you should live in society.

I will begin my example by citing myself. Before I met Glorious Leader BOGOVICH, I was very depressed young man. I had no cause in life, cut myself and lived on anti-depressant medicine which made me feel bad and gave me appalling physical condition.

BOGOVICH told me that psychiatric conditions are product of society, which inputs memes into brain of individual. Destructive memes are known as mind worms, and will bring senses of unfulfillment, exaggeration, guilt, shame and worthlessness into mind.

Those conditions are on purpose created by capitalism in order to create docile consumers without identity who therefore needs to consume in order to exist as beings with primitive level of self-awareness.

Glorious Leader BOGOVICH is probably greatest psychiatrist in history of world, for he has cured me without medication, and given my life purpose again. I do not any longer suffer from involuntary erections.

Yours truely.
Davyd Martynovich Smertin
KGB Colonel
First Librarian
Communist Revolutionary International Movement

 

[Doc Samson]

10/10 for creativity - must be nice to have so much free time on your hands.

 

[blabbyblab]

Any bets on whose second handle this is?

 

[HCE]

Any bets on whose second handle this is?

there are way too many candidates

 

[billypilgrim37]

I do not any longer suffer from involuntary erections.

Well, that disqualifies me...

 

[BabyPsychDoc]

10/10 for creativity - must be nice to have so much free time on your hands.

I agree - this is impressive.

 

[OldPsychDoc]

Smertin! I told you not to attempt to contact us on an open frequency like this! Now the whole operation is blown! 😱

Attention all operatives: start shredding the papers! The world must never know the truth about our plans for neurochemical domination!


(Sweetheart--after this blows over, join me at the safehouse on Antigua. Send the "children" back to their real families....)

My name is KGB Colonel Davyd M. Smertin, and I know that you are eager to help people find cures to psychiatric diseases. Problem today is that we are living in society which put many conflicting demands into minds of people. You need to have career, much sex and be popular if you should live in society.

I will begin my example by citing myself. Before I met Glorious Leader BOGOVICH, I was very depressed young man. I had no cause in life, cut myself and lived on anti-depressant medicine which made me feel bad and gave me appalling physical condition.

BOGOVICH told me that psychiatric conditions are product of society, which inputs memes into brain of individual. Destructive memes are known as mind worms, and will bring senses of unfulfillment, exaggeration, guilt, shame and worthlessness into mind.

Those conditions are on purpose created by capitalism in order to create docile consumers without identity who therefore needs to consume in order to exist as beings with primitive level of self-awareness.

Glorious Leader BOGOVICH is probably greatest psychiatrist in history of world, for he has cured me without medication, and given my life purpose again. I do not any longer suffer from involuntary erections.

Yours truely.
Davyd Martynovich Smertin
KGB Colonel
First Librarian
Communist Revolutionary International Movement

 

[Faebinder]

😴

 

[Vanguardian]

You might be mocking me, but it is truth. I am here to help you.

In 20 years, Glorious Leader BOGOVICH will be rightful planetary ruler, on basis of objective science of Marxism-Leninism.

Read Our web zine
http://bogovich.wordpress.com

Yours truely.
Davyd Martynovich Smertin
KGB Colonel
First Librarian
Communist Revolutionary International Movement

 

[erg923]

Is senator McCarthy in the house?....... Paging Senator McCarthy!? Darn, where is that guy when you need him?

 

[Anasazi23]

I think this joke has run its course.

Closing.