42 yo man was brought into the Psych ER for SI due to uncontrolled back pain for last 4 months, which seemed to start after softball injury. Vicodin from the ER helped some, but pain got worse. ER again provided Vicodin. Pt c/o rapid weight gain and constipation - along with worsening pain, now in abd as well as back. ER told him he's getting too fat and should reduce the vicodin use. Next visit, ER gave him Vicodin again. Pt is now almost never leaving house. Today, he called his sister to say goodbye and asked his minister to pray for his soul - so sister and minister brought him into psych ER. They concur that pt has experienced enormous wt gain even though he barely eats anymore. They provided a photo of him from 6 months ago showing a slender adult man with a flat stomach, bright eyes, big smile.
The psychiatrist was begged by the Social Worker and the Nurse to examine the pt because "he looks sick, Doc. Really medically sick."
EXAM by the psychiatrist showed a distended abdomen with a prominent fluid wave.
Walked the pt over to the ER and described the history AND exam findings.
ER finally did an X-ray and discovered a large mass, admitted the pt to the ICU within 30 minutes and he was scheduled for surgery the next day. (+)Lymphoma. Surgery plus chemo resulted in no tumor and return to regular life - including softball.