HELP!!! Feel like this snow day is a waste. How can I use it to improve my application?!?!?

[Brownshorts]

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I'm freaking out. All this beautiful fluffy snow is a complete waste of my time. I know I need to use all 86,400 seconds of every day to improve my application, but this snow day is completely in the way. I can't get to the airport to cure AIDS in Africa. I tried to collect stray kittens to take to shelters, but I had to give up when one clawed my man zone. The lab I built with my bare hands using NIH funding given to me due to my overwhelming genius was even closed. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CURE CANCER WITH THOSE DARN BUREAUCRATS TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

I honestly feel like if I don't find some way to use this day to brown nose I will never make it to med school. Please help me SDN I know you're the only ones who will understand what a huge deal this is!!!!

 

[Lucca]

Take some snow off the ground and put it under your personal microscope - which you undoubtedly own, unless you're a scrub - and analyze the structure. Find a way to implement transdermal multivitamins into the snowflake structure. Shoot those snowflakes into the sky in the poorest most rural area near you, take some extra shots at places with dense homeless populations.

Write a paper saying how you combatted malnutrition in underserved communities with fluffy sky happiness.

 

[NontradCA]

Study the effects of eating yellow snow. Report back your results.

 

[Oso]

Practice your ice sculpting. Make some swans and ****, put it on your app as an artistic endeavor and *SHAZAM* --> memorable EC. Good luck!

 

[dudewheresmymd]

I'm freaking out. All this beautiful fluffy snow is a complete waste of my time. I know I need to use all 86,400 seconds of every day to improve my application, but this snow day is completely in the way. I can't get to the airport to cure AIDS in Africa. I tried to collect stray kittens to take to shelters, but I had to give up when one clawed my man zone. The lab I built with my bare hands using NIH funding given to me due to my overwhelming genius was even closed. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CURE CANCER WITH THOSE DARN BUREAUCRATS TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

I honestly feel like if I don't find some way to use this day to brown nose I will never make it to med school. Please help me SDN I know you're the only ones who will understand what a huge deal this is!!!!

Honestly, that's what I call a cool premed story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy pasted it to word, saved it on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove it to the bank, put the jump drive in my safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my future aspiring premed kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool premed story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

 

[fingerscrossed92]

Nah, what you need to do is find a way to travel through the snow, ice, and treacherous roads to get to a medical school you're still waiting to hear from (preferably several states away). Then send them an in-the-area email. Hang around outside their doors and wait. They will be so impressed by your commitment that you'll get an interview immediately no doubt.

 

[NickNaylor]

Do 1 MCAT question/sec, work for 24 hours straight, and BAM - 86k questions done. Guaranteed 45.

 

[Syndicate]

Well then, looks like you better go carribbean

 

[deleted407021]

There are plenty of things you can do indoors. Tony Stark built a particle accelerator. Let your imagination soar.

 

[emptinessofdark]

Dayumn

 

[Ismet]

Closing unproductive thread.