Here's my Personal Statement

[Flapjacks]

---

Members do not see this ad.

Don't steal it:

Where do I start? I've been here long enough to know that nothing incites my passion like medicine. Classical Sciences are so 1800s, I'm into that intergalactic planetary ****. Keepin' it real with a stethoscope and my dick in my hand. Every nights a long flight, everyday is another day that I want to be in another place, with things going and studying all day.

 

[gatorade848]

 

[Flapjacks]

I've been considering what to do for a while. I had a plan and those did not work out, this isn't my last resort but to be in the resort last is when you miss the fun.

 

[music2doc]

don't steal it:

Where do i start? I've been here long enough to know that nothing incites my passion like medicine. Classical sciences are so 1800s, i'm into that intergalactic planetary ****. Keepin' it real with a stethoscope and my dick in my hand. Every nights a long flight, everyday is another day that i want to be in another place, with things going and studying all day.

1/10.

 

[NeuralNetwork]

0.5/10

 

[235788]

/sigh

 

[couldabeenadoc]

 

[gatorade848]

🤣😆

 

[jf1987]

12/10 👍

 

[gmcguitar4]

 

[kasho11]

I approve of the replies

 

[gatorade848]

 

[Flapjacks]

While I was going through my old personal statements, I noticed one that didn't even sound like me and copy&pasted it into google to make sure it was mine, and as I did, I realized it was mine. One night, while I was writer's blockaded, I smoked a blunt and wrote some non-sense and submitted it to Ross University.

 

[beethousand]

View attachment uploadfromtaptalk1333862437879.jpg

 

[thelaw986]

you're accepted!

happy now?

 

[CodeBlu]

I don't even...

 

[gatorade848]

 

[sliceofbread136]

These replies are gold. 5 star thread bwahahaha

 

[gatorade848]

 

[jf1987]

 

[littlefurrybugs]

Every nights a long flight,

*night's 😎

 

[ClotBuster]

🤣

 

[vayntraubinator]

 

[0919mmk]

 

[coyotelime]

At first I was: 😕😕😕

Then moved to: 😱😱😱

Finally:

Also agree with everyone else's replies.. minus the watermelon eating one cos I don't get it haha

 

[Praefectus]

 

[Slowpoke]

 

[Big N Tasty]

Mind if I borrow the line about wielding both a stethoscope and a dick in my hand? I feel it would help emphasize my passion for patient care...

 

[Big N Tasty]

While I was going through my old personal statements, I noticed one that didn't even sound like me and copy&pasted it into google to make sure it was mine, and as I did, I realized it was mine. One night, while I was writer's blockaded, I smoked a blunt and wrote some non-sense and submitted it to Ross University.

Possibly one of the greatest back stories I've heard in some time haha