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It is rather detailed for a joke. I give this guy mad props either way.
 
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How does it work? I can't seem to find any proposed mechanism.

It is a hat. It covers your head - you know, so the aliens can't get in. Think of it as a fence for you mind, or possibly a moat that reinforces the giant walls that make up your skull. 😉