I just woke up. Had a dream that I was down by a beach to watch the giant waves roll in. Had my GoPRO camera and a hand axe (for reasons unclear to me). There was a giant party scene there. People all just having a blast. Surfers riding 100 foot waves that stayed politely in the ocean.
Everything was cool until one large rock near the beach started glowing green and everyone screamed and scattered because... that meant that the video game boss fight was about to begin. A giant squid broke out of the glowing green rock and started ruining people's party. I guess that was what the hand axe was for. LFG, squiddy.
The squid waved it's arms and shot these glowing green projectiles into the air that were shaped like weird Chinese characters. The chick that I was talking to took a shot to her arms, and we learned that it made them "transparent and unable to be used". Didn't hurt, just rendered them useless. You could see right thru the arms, which were now outlined, but translucent and pixelated. She pleaded with me to break the spell by killing the squid. I followed her video game logic. Had to chop off the arms one by one with the hand axe, then collect the triforce afterwards.
I woke up after taking off two of the tentacles. The axe got bigger after each one and had an "added effect" of like, showering sparks all over the place or becoming sharper.
Then I woke up. Didn't get to save the girl! WTF?!
Moral of the story: Don't take 100mg of benadryl to fall asleep after staying up waaay too late playing Diablo 2 Resurrected.
Oh, yeah - the HURRICANE, right.
I'm right on the path.
The house is not in a flood zone, and out of storm surge reach.
I am stocked with food/water/etc. This is as good as I'm gonna get.
All my facilities have been closed and evacuated.
They think they're gonna open on Thursday night.
They didn't learn from two years ago with Hurricane Ian that every road was flooded between Sarasota and Fort Myers, rendering travel impossible for about a week.
Admins gonna admin. Hurr durr.
I promise rad GoPro footage.