Yup, I just wasted a ton of money on ERAS too ($230! applied to 26 programs). I don't know why I applied to so many programs, I spoke with my program director the day before I applied and I guess that she kind of freaked me out by telling me that I need safety schools even though I am thinking about my school my top choice.
Anyways, regarding the personal statement, I came up with the best personal statement possible. If you connect the first letter of each sentence of the first paragraph, you will read "A C C E P T M E O R E L S E". Then, if you connect the go straight down starting from the second paragraph, reading the first letter of each line, you will see "i a m g r e a t , y o u l o v e m e". Of course, some of my sentences came out to be nonsensical while trying to conform them to my subliminal patterns, but I figure that the subliminal patterns are actually more important then the actual content of the personal statement.