I love being a gunner

[MCAT is easy]

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The setting: 2 P.M., UC Davis, EVE100 - Evolution.

Not a hard course, but rather one you want to get an A in with minimal effort, so you can save time for biochem.

"MCAT is easy" sits down. A nervous-looking girl sits next to him.

"MCAT is easy" needs no notes. Studying right before a test is a sign of weakness.

And unnecessary.


The nervous-looking girl is scanning her notes, obviously searching for some last tidbit of missing information. Unaware of "MCAT is easy"'s reputation, she turns to him and asks.

"Do you know the term for the second kind of evolution he talked about yesterday."


The class falls silent. A dog is heard barking in the distance. A tumbleweed blows by.


"Are you familiar with the term 'gunner'?"

"See, if you do bad on this test, that makes my score better, and that makes me happy. I WANT you to fail, so at the very best I am only going to give you an intentionally wrong answer."


Do not EVER give up your competitive nature. It is a trick by so-so student to try to weaken you. You must be strong and crush your enemies, like Stalin.

 

[Psycho Doctor]

oh gosh, no one wants to hear this....

you'll be one of the doctors who purposely overdoses his patients just so he can save them and be the "hero". medicine is not for you

 

[hot_lunch_69]

Hey man. You know what "UCD" stands for?

University of Cow Dung

Don't be too proud of yourself, you ass hat.

You're such a Major League dingus

 

[hot_lunch_69]

Hey man. You know what "UCD" stands for?

University of Cow Dung

Don't be too proud of yourself, you ass hat.

You're such a Major League dingus

BTW, I'm talking to the OP. What a douche bag.

 

[MCAT is easy]

I like to make other pre-meds cry.

 

[dshnay]

Hey man. You know what "UCD" stands for?

University of Cow Dung

Don't be too proud of yourself, you ass hat.

You're such a Major League dingus

aw that's messed up, you're trashing hella students that go there including UCD med school 👎

 

[hot_lunch_69]

I like to make other pre-meds cry.

😀 You make me laugh, ass crap douche bag.

 

[CoverMe]

isn't there an option on SDN to block the messages posted by known trolls? anyone??

 

[IllinoisStudent]

guys, take it ez. It's a fun post to read. Mcat is ez, I like ur writing style.

 

[hot_lunch_69]

aw that's messed up, you're trashing hella students that go there including UCD med school 👎

You know, I'm just kiddin'. I love UCD!!!!

I'm tryin' to mess with the OP. What an ass hat.

Go Ags!!!!!

 

[MCAT is easy]

Dude, it's "Fags". Oh wait, no you are right, it's "Ags".

Why would I give a rat's ass what school I went to? I started at SFSU, the worst CA state school there is, and transferred to UCD.

 

[Wiggy73]

MIE reminds me of some poster named mike something or other who got banned a little while back. Deja vu, anyone?

 

[Pinkertinkle]

You know, I'm just kiddin'. I love UCD!!!!

I'm tryin' to mess with the OP. What an ass hat.

Go Ags!!!!!

Ok that's it, time for my Davis joke.

What do undergrads at Davis and Berkeley have in common?

They all got into Davis.

 

[OnMyWayThere]

what is an ass hat and where is it from?

 

[MCAT is easy]

I actually like that one.

 

[hot_lunch_69]

Dude, it's "Fags". Oh wait, no you are right, it's "Ags".

Why would I give a rat's ass what school I went to? I started at SFSU, the worst CA state school there is, and transferred to UCD.

You've got everything figured out, man. No, not really.

You're not heading far in life with that attitude. 👎

 

[hot_lunch_69]

Ok that's it, time for my Davis joke.

What do undergrads at Davis and Berkeley have in common?

They all got into Davis.

Thanks, asshat!

 

[i77ac]

Ok that's it, time for my Davis joke.

What do undergrads at Davis and Berkeley have in common?

They all got into Davis.

hahahaha 👍 👍 👍

 

[Peterock]

Ok that's it, time for my Davis joke.

What do undergrads at Davis and Berkeley have in common?

They all got into Davis.

I still think he's funny. Ya know why?

*listens*

Thats the sound of anal-retentive premeds getting their feathers ruffled!

 

[constructor]

alright, how about this one... what do all california high school seniors have in common?

why the acceptance from uc davis, of course...

 

[Sunflower189]

Gunners are weak and insecure.

True badasses do everything they can to help their classmates, fully knowing they will pwn the curve regardless. 😀

 

[hot_lunch_69]

alright, how about this one... what do all california high school seniors have in common?

why the acceptance from uc davis, of course...

this is not that funny. nice try.

 

[Gerg]

To the OP:

What do you want to read here?

I don't give a damn what school you went to, or how hard it was supposed to be, or how easy it was for you.

You think an MCAT of 36 is supposed to impress anybody? You think that saying that you're a gunner is gonna make people respect you? You think that being outspoken is a positive traight?

I made 3 people smile today, that I can vividly remember. When I was stressed about a practice practicale exam after taking it, I had a bunch of people there to cheer me up.

What do you have? Giant balls and enough of an ego to fill a 777? Good for you. I don't have that. And further more, I don't want it. I doubt that 1/2 of the people here do.

I didn't get a 36 on my MCAT, but I currently have the honor of the title MS I. Yes, Medical School it is a challenge, it's more work than I ever imagined my undergrad, and like yourself, I never opened a book, nor studied on mornings before a test. Unlike your self described behavior, I tried to help my classmates.

Is Medical School worth the it? As far as the tests go, hell no. I don't like the tests. They're just stress. But as far as earning me the ability to help others, in ways that very few people ever get the privilage, it's well worth it. All I have to do is put on my short white coat, and go volunteer at a local free clinic, where I perform the same duties that a MA, with only a highschool diploma could do, but I get that patient interaction, and it's well worth it.

I'm happy. What do you have?

 

[MCAT is easy]

Geez, so sensitive.

 

[Medikit]

Wasn't Davis the Ag department of Berkeley? Hence "Aggies".




I've never met a gunner like that before :/

 

[MCAT is easy]

Yeah, it actually started as an agriculture extension of UCB.

Had some good professors, but I don't like the bay area.

 

[Pinkertinkle]

Berkeley spawned UCSF too right?

 

[MCAT is easy]

Did it really?

 

[hot_lunch_69]

Did it really?

Shut your ass.

 

[MCAT is easy]

I'm asking. I don't know.

Settle down. It's just a joke. It's a funny story, with some embellishment.

 

[dshnay]

Ok that's it, time for my Davis joke.

What do undergrads at Davis and Berkeley have in common?

They all got into Davis.

you could have said the same thing about every other UC school usually people who get into berk get into la, sd, irv, riv, sc

 

[hot_lunch_69]

you could have said the same thing about every other UC school usually people who get into berk get into la, sd, irv, riv, sc

fo' shizzle.

 

[Medikit]

you could have said the same thing about every other UC school usually people who get into berk get into la, sd, irv, riv, sc

But then it's not as funny

 

[Uegis]

I went to UCD too. I think what other people are saying has some truth. UCD is just not as competitve as Berkeley and some other schools. MCAT is easy, I think you would've found your time much more enjoyable at a more competitive school where you will probably feel inferior to other students. Doing better than your peers at SF State or UCD doesn't say much as you probably know. In other more presitgious institutions, you would've felt challenged more and been gunned at. Davis students, sans you, are more friendly and less competitive. Did u not get in to any other schools that are "better." I am just curious, not attacking. you did go to SF State first and that is a pretty crappy school.

Don't get me wrong Dshnay and hot_lunch, i loved my time at Davis. I got a great education and loved the city, contrary to many others who assume its just farmland and cows. But to get an A from Davis is not comparable to Berkeley or Stanford.

 

[group_theory]

http://www.npr.org/features/feature.php?wfId=3837083

Joe Wright, an NPR commentator and medical student, talks about gunners =)

Might require real player. The audio is 3 minutes long.

Thought it would be appropriate for this thread =)

 

[dshnay]

I went to UCD too. I think what other people are saying has some truth. UCD is just not as competitve as Berkeley and some other schools. MCAT is easy, I think you would've found your time much more enjoyable at a more competitive school where you will probably feel inferior to other students. Doing better than your peers at SF State or UCD doesn't say much as you probably know. In other more presitgious institutions, you would've felt challenged more and been gunned at. Davis students, sans you, are more friendly and less competitive. Did u not get in to any other schools that are "better." I am just curious, not attacking. you did go to SF State first and that is a pretty crappy school.

Don't get me wrong Dshnay and hot_lunch, i loved my time at Davis. I got a great education and loved the city, contrary to many others who assume its just farmland and cows. But to get an A from Davis is not comparable to Berkeley or Stanford.

I never said that davis is a bad school. I chose davis and didnt want to attend any other uc, after all why would I dis a school that i actually attend. But truthfully speaking Berk is more competative then davis.

 

[uclabruin2003]

you could have said the same thing about every other UC school usually people who get into berk get into la, sd, irv, riv, sc

thats untrue...many people who get into UC Berkeley do not get into UCLA.

 

[tupac_don]

The setting: 2 P.M., UC Davis, EVE100 - Evolution.

Not a hard course, but rather one you want to get an A in with minimal effort, so you can save time for biochem.

"MCAT is easy" sits down. A nervous-looking girl sits next to him.

"MCAT is easy" needs no notes. Studying right before a test is a sign of weakness.

And unnecessary.


The nervous-looking girl is scanning her notes, obviously searching for some last tidbit of missing information. Unaware of "MCAT is easy"'s reputation, she turns to him and asks.

"Do you know the term for the second kind of evolution he talked about yesterday."


The class falls silent. A dog is heard barking in the distance. A tumbleweed blows by.


"Are you familiar with the term 'gunner'?"

"See, if you do bad on this test, that makes my score better, and that makes me happy. I WANT you to fail, so at the very best I am only going to give you an intentionally wrong answer."


Do not EVER give up your competitive nature. It is a trick by so-so student to try to weaken you. You must be strong and crush your enemies, like Stalin.

Like Stalin ej, the man who said if you kill one it is a tragedy if you kill million it is a statistic. Where did you pull this one from. Why not be like Genghis Khan or Napoloeon or Alexandar the Great while you are at it. You seriously made me laugh my ass off today. Hilarious!

 

[Long Dong]

This post was really funny, anybody know why the op got banned after only being on board for a day?

 

[Pinkertinkle]

This post was really funny, anybody know why the op got banned after only being on board for a day?

Take a wild guess.

 

[MadameLULU]

This post was really funny, anybody know why the op got banned after only being on board for a day?

Um...the OP and Hot lunch are the same person...

 

[Long Dong]

Thats pretty funny. Someone is such a gunner that they have no friends comes on to sdn with two profiles and talks $hit to him/herself.

 

[Arsenic]

Thats pretty funny. Someone is such a gunner that they have no friends comes on to sdn with two profiles and talks $hit to him/herself.

 

[Ypo.]

The setting: 2 P.M., UC Davis, EVE100 - Evolution.

Not a hard course, but rather one you want to get an A in with minimal effort, so you can save time for biochem.

"MCAT is easy" sits down. A nervous-looking girl sits next to him.

"MCAT is easy" needs no notes. Studying right before a test is a sign of weakness.

And unnecessary.


The nervous-looking girl is scanning her notes, obviously searching for some last tidbit of missing information. Unaware of "MCAT is easy"'s reputation, she turns to him and asks.

"Do you know the term for the second kind of evolution he talked about yesterday."


The class falls silent. A dog is heard barking in the distance. A tumbleweed blows by.


"Are you familiar with the term 'gunner'?"

"See, if you do bad on this test, that makes my score better, and that makes me happy. I WANT you to fail, so at the very best I am only going to give you an intentionally wrong answer."


Do not EVER give up your competitive nature. It is a trick by so-so student to try to weaken you. You must be strong and crush your enemies, like Stalin.

Number one, this is funny as hell.
Number two, if you read it like a joke, you would realize its funny as hell.
Number three, if anybody is taking this seriously, they should feel pity for this person! If they were really this much of an @ss hat, then they MUST have some kind of personality disorder. I couldn't take someone like this seriously-I mean they must either not feel a need to have friends-or else be very lonely to act like this! Talk about anti-social!

 

[Gerg]

MCAT is easy started another thread. That one is currently deleted. If you read it, you know why he was banned.