Dumb question - if you aren't sure how bad the pneumo is, and you decide to decompress, can you make anything worse?
It shouldn't. First you have to know definitively that your patient has a tension pneumo, or at least be confident, by clinical presentation, or see rapid decompensation after a known non-tension pneumo on CXR . But you're right, in that if they didn't have a pneumo, and you needle their chest, they will
end up with a pneumo. But the one thing they
won't end up with is a
tension pneumo. Because they have a decompression needle in their chest now. That's the good thing. Lol. Either way, they end up with a chest tube.
I've seen it happen, actually: a patient needled for what probably wasn't a pneumo at all to begin with. (Wasn't cool).
If you're "not sure" if someone has a tension pneumo or not, they probably don't. They crash like dogs. It's obvious. Here's how the scenario would play out:
You do a trigger point to the back. A few minutes after, your patients says, "Doc, my chest feels weird. Am I supposed to feel short of breath?" He looks completely unconcerned.
You: "Uhh...what? No." Stethoscope to chest (
Breath sounds are decreased on the side I did the TPIs on = stable, non-tension pneumo. Damnit!) "Sir, you have to go to the ER. You might have a collapsed lung."
"No doc. I don't feel that bad really. Is that necessary?"
"Yes." You look at Joe Patient who all of a sudden starts gasping, gets this crazy nervous look in his face, color turns gray. You look at him and think,
Holy crap, their trachea does really push to one side, with distended neck veins in a tension pneumo. Crap. EMS is going to be at least 5-10 minutes. You look and he slumps over turning blue.
Oh s--t. I can't sit on this .
Needle-in-chest-rush-of-air-sound........ wait..... wait....... patient starts pinking up a little bit....
is he opening his eyes?...... holy, crap..... did I just really decompress a tension pneumo? Whoa, that was some crazy s--t. "When the hell is the ambulance getting here!?"
Honestly, I really wouldn't worry about it, because the chance of seeing a
tension pneumo in your pain office is probably 1 in 100,000 to 1 in 1,000,000. I've only seen it a handful of times in 30-40 thousand patients, and it's usually on an intubated trauma patient, intubated copd'er or someone who just got a subclavian from some intern.