Illogical Reasoning

[CScull]

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Our silliest, randomest, and most lol-worthy reasons for choosing medicine... of course these aren't the main reasons we want to persue medicine, but they do run through our heads every once in a while...

1) So I can introduce myself as "Dr. Scull"
2) To be able to respond to "What are Ceftazidime, Cefepime, & Ceftobiprole considered?" with something other than "...er, gesundheit".
3) To pay respects to the people who supply my mom with her antidepressents.

 

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" To pay respects to the people who provide me with the antidepressants that stop me from horribly mutilating myself in the depths of the night. "

" To find out I'll not nearly intelligent enough to really become a doctor. "

" To fall advanced functions and not even have a chance at calculus in high school. Then to probably do everything possible to excel at writing in order to make up for a marked deficiency in just about everything else. "

" To treat others how I'd like to be treated. "

" To make difficult jokes that only I understand. "