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I think robots will replace people.
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Imagine Medicine In 2200
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In the year 2200:
"Man will devolve back into apes, while apes will evolve into man. Women will not be affected."
"The planets Jupiter, Mars and Neptune will suddenly stop spinning when they realise they can get just as strong a head rush sniffing glue."
"Women will give birth in their eighties, thanks to an amazing new drug that makes labor last for over sixty years."
"Zoologists will finally figure out why pandas in captivity refuse to mate. They're holding out for a three-way."
"A new monument in Washington is dedicated to former President Clinton. It will be identical to the Washington Monument, except for one striking difference, an unusual bend in the middle."
"The American educational system will be thrown into chaos when a grown man in Illinois actually uses algebra in real life."
"The drinking age is lowered to three, in order to quote 'Keep the little bastards quiet!'"
"Mormons will decide that their religion is too strict and will begin drinking coffee, the occasional beer and the blood of the elderly."
"Space aliens will come to earth intending to deliver a message of universal peace and wisdom. Unfortunately they land on the stage at Def Comedy Jam and end up only telling jokes about how big their women's booties are."
"Scientists will discover the reason for the Loch Ness monster's seclusion. It doesn't like Scottish people."
"Children will being growing up so fast that the nursery rhyme 'One two, buckle my shoe,' will be replaced by the more realistic 'one two, damnit I'm pregnant."
"After millions of years of stability the food chain will suddenly reverse. Zebras will hunt down lions, Pop Tarts will hunt down man."
Yes, these are recycled jokes from Conan's "In the Year 2000" skits 😛
"Man will devolve back into apes, while apes will evolve into man. Women will not be affected."
"The planets Jupiter, Mars and Neptune will suddenly stop spinning when they realise they can get just as strong a head rush sniffing glue."
"Women will give birth in their eighties, thanks to an amazing new drug that makes labor last for over sixty years."
"Zoologists will finally figure out why pandas in captivity refuse to mate. They're holding out for a three-way."
"A new monument in Washington is dedicated to former President Clinton. It will be identical to the Washington Monument, except for one striking difference, an unusual bend in the middle."
"The American educational system will be thrown into chaos when a grown man in Illinois actually uses algebra in real life."
"The drinking age is lowered to three, in order to quote 'Keep the little bastards quiet!'"
"Mormons will decide that their religion is too strict and will begin drinking coffee, the occasional beer and the blood of the elderly."
"Space aliens will come to earth intending to deliver a message of universal peace and wisdom. Unfortunately they land on the stage at Def Comedy Jam and end up only telling jokes about how big their women's booties are."
"Scientists will discover the reason for the Loch Ness monster's seclusion. It doesn't like Scottish people."
"Children will being growing up so fast that the nursery rhyme 'One two, buckle my shoe,' will be replaced by the more realistic 'one two, damnit I'm pregnant."
"After millions of years of stability the food chain will suddenly reverse. Zebras will hunt down lions, Pop Tarts will hunt down man."
Yes, these are recycled jokes from Conan's "In the Year 2000" skits 😛
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lol any other Conan fans out there who saw this thread and immediately thought: In the Year 2000......?
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i think i will be dead by then.
