Interview Questions for FP Doc

[zenman]

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I'm on a panel to interview candidates for a FP clinic being started at a school. Any ideas for good questions to ask?

 

[Faebinder]

I'm on a panel to interview candidates for a FP clinic being started at a school. Any ideas for good questions to ask?

Yes...

A 45 year old male patient suffering a severe sudden chest pain that radiates to his left arm comes in to the clinic complaining that he is having trouble breathing. His temperature is 98 degrees, his blood pressure is 160 / 110 and his eyes appear dilated and reddish. As you examine the patient you realize that he is blacking out and suddenly he falls to the ground and seems to stop breathing. If a red chakra god of fire meets a blue chakra god of water and both argue whether the patient lives or dies.... who would win the fight? (Trick question, the answer is neither, it's the brown chakra god of earth that has the final decision on those.)

 

[8744]

I'm on a panel to interview candidates for a FP clinic being started at a school. Any ideas for good questions to ask?

If Utapu, the Otter God, is unhappy, does this lead to evil vapors of the bowels for which the bleeding rectal hell is inevitable or should a shaman specializing in water mammal totems be consulted?

For extra points, should such a consult be stat or transcendental?

 

[zenman]

At some point children go up. Sigh.

 

[8744]

Your patient is sent to the by his Primary Care Shaman for a persitent intestinal curse probably secondary to breaking wind in Utapu, The Otter God's sacred pool. The PCS is on a vision quest and has left word with his scribe that he will be out of the hut until the Month of Wombudi (in the Toltec calendar).

His chakra is stable but he has slight instability of aura. Additionally, he has already been given a prescription for tiger penis which he has not taken.

Is a preparation of monkey spleen ever appropriate in this situation and if so, must the monkeys be consecrated in the sacred dung pile?

 

[deleted87716]

I'm on a panel to interview candidates for a FP clinic being started at a school. Any ideas for good questions to ask?

Not to join in the pile-on, but if you don't know what questions to ask, what are you doing on the panel...? 😕

 

[zenman]

Not to join in the pile-on, but if you don't know what questions to ask, what are you doing on the panel...? 😕

I have interviewed a lot of people when I was in the business world but not any physicians. I'm on the panel because I'll be working with them.

But knowing PandaBear, I'll certainly delve into the realm of mind body medicine