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Originally posted by ~EnnI~
hey sacrament...it's no use. you will forever be known as a chick...😉
My thoughts exactly. As least he got the "genius" part right.
MCAT scores arrived today
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Originally posted by Ernham
You two play together so well.
Ernham man, what are you doing with a picture like that here??
Are you completely mental or just trying to get some negative attention? I am reporting this to the moderators ...
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and I'm a super genious...bow down and kiss my feet.
Just wanted to let you know, my besttest friend in the whole wide world received his MCAT score today...29
My bestest other friends received his score a couple weeks ago...36.
Coincidence, I think not. I'll pray for your souls so that the MCAT gods will bless you this week.
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My friend jsut received her score today...a 24...
so i guess the worst is yet to come. For the rest of you I hope your scores were delayed in the mail or something.
so i guess the worst is yet to come. For the rest of you I hope your scores were delayed in the mail or something.
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I sent u a pm 😉 please reply back...
I sent u a pm 😉 please reply back...
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I finally got my April 2002 MCAT score today. I can't believe it took more than a year.
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The wait must have killed you. I hope you did well. Rumor has it that if you have to wait a year you received a 0-3. I hope that wasn't the case...
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Search for it in the Lounge. Ask the question again, and I should have better advice for you.
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Take a couple aspirin or Tylenol, and call me in the morning...
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Yeah, I scored in the negatives, but still good enough to get into a few bottom tier schools off the waitlist.
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AWESOME!!! What'd you do..find a cure for cancer while helping kids solve math problems in a fourth world country?
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Never before have I seen such a fine example of community neuroses as I have in this thread. I've always wondered why premeds have such a bad reputation, and now I understand.
Everybody knows that there is a certain amount of B.S. involved in the way medical schools select students. You want to know if you're really med school material? Try this:
1. Spend no more than two hours studying for ANY college exam.
2. Drink excessive amounts of alcohol EVERY weekend during college.
3. Register for the MCAT, but avoid studying at all costs.
4. Increase alcohol consumption by a factor of three a few months before the test.
5. Take the test on no more than four hours of sleep.
6. Blow off the writing sample.
7. After the test, smoke a fat bowl. Sleep for three hours. Then party at your favorite club into the wee hours of Sunday morning.
If you can follow these steps and still get a 3.5/30+, you might be med school material. Repeat, but substitute stimulant of choice for alcohol. If you still manage to perform well, you're definitely med school material because:
A. You can learn quickly with minimal effort, and
B. You've probably managed to do it WITHOUT DRIVING YOURSELF OR ANYBODY ELSE NUTS WITH YOU'RE RIDICULOUS OBSESSING (a pleasant side effect of copious amounts of alcohol combined with an "the world will not end if I fail this test" attitude).
You deserve to be congratulated, because, by avoiding obsessing you have probably assured yourself that your good performance has not come at the cost of a future spent in an asylum.
If you followed the above procedure and didn't perform, well--hell, at least you had a good time.
Bravo, XCanRag, for exposing the pathetic, frail egos that so frequently spread their obsessive disease on these pages.
One last thing--ONLY ******* TAKE THE APRIL MCAT...
Everybody knows that there is a certain amount of B.S. involved in the way medical schools select students. You want to know if you're really med school material? Try this:
1. Spend no more than two hours studying for ANY college exam.
2. Drink excessive amounts of alcohol EVERY weekend during college.
3. Register for the MCAT, but avoid studying at all costs.
4. Increase alcohol consumption by a factor of three a few months before the test.
5. Take the test on no more than four hours of sleep.
6. Blow off the writing sample.
7. After the test, smoke a fat bowl. Sleep for three hours. Then party at your favorite club into the wee hours of Sunday morning.
If you can follow these steps and still get a 3.5/30+, you might be med school material. Repeat, but substitute stimulant of choice for alcohol. If you still manage to perform well, you're definitely med school material because:
A. You can learn quickly with minimal effort, and
B. You've probably managed to do it WITHOUT DRIVING YOURSELF OR ANYBODY ELSE NUTS WITH YOU'RE RIDICULOUS OBSESSING (a pleasant side effect of copious amounts of alcohol combined with an "the world will not end if I fail this test" attitude).
You deserve to be congratulated, because, by avoiding obsessing you have probably assured yourself that your good performance has not come at the cost of a future spent in an asylum.
If you followed the above procedure and didn't perform, well--hell, at least you had a good time.
Bravo, XCanRag, for exposing the pathetic, frail egos that so frequently spread their obsessive disease on these pages.
One last thing--ONLY ******* TAKE THE APRIL MCAT...
