Me ordering a d-dimer or lactate lately

[Tenk]

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I have had bad luck. Those are all my scribes standing still ready to type in Epic.

 

[RustedFox]

D dimers and lactates are for betas.

Do u even medicine, bro?

I'm ordering G-dimers and jacktates.

 

[Arcan57]

I just stack plates on the bar. If they get it up, d/c. If they can't, admit for weakness. Only question the hospitalist gets to ask is if I've already talked to PT.

 

[RustedFox]

I just stack plates on the bar. If they get it up, d/c. If they can't, admit for weakness. Only question the hospitalist gets to ask is if I've already talked to PT.

HospitalistGirlyman

 

[Fox800]

Brah do you even YEARS criteria?

 

[RustedFox]

Brah do you even YEARS criteria?

Nah, bro.
YEARS is hype.
PERC is for real. It's what our grandpas did.

(or something, this joke didn't really land)

 

[Fox800]

Nah, bro.
YEARS is hype.
PERC is for real. It's what our grandpas did.

(or something, this joke didn't really land)

Brah PERCs are what we should put in a big bowl in the waiting room, along with turkey sammiches, pregnancy tests, and work notes.

 

[RustedFox]

Brah PERCs are what we should put in a big bowl in the waiting room, along with turkey sammiches, pregnancy tests, and work notes.

Percocet, Percocet... Molly, Percocet.

 

[Fox800]

Percocet, Percocet... Molly, Percocet.

A fellow connoisseur of fine musical arts...or Rick and Morty?

 

[RustedFox]

A fellow connoisseur of fine musical arts...or Rick and Morty?

Rick and Morty.

Then, I looked up the song.

 

[Groove]

I ordered a dimer other day thinking of this very forum. I remembered @RustedFox raving about age weighted dimers and how they had changed his life with all the snowbirds in FL. So, I have this 92YOF, think about that thread for a sec...and fire off a dimer. I can't wait for that sucker to come back under 920....Comes back 980. I was admitting her for something else anyway and just chose to ignore it, hoping the hospitalist didn't ask me why I ordered a dimer on a 92YO. I don't think they noticed it either, so I kept my mouth shut.

 

[RustedFox]

I ordered a dimer other day thinking of this very forum. I remembered @RustedFox raving about age weighted dimers and how they had changed his life with all the snowbirds in FL. So, I have this 92YOF, think about that thread for a sec...and fire off a dimer. I can't wait for that sucker to come back under 920....Comes back 980. I was admitting her for something else anyway and just chose to ignore it, hoping the hospitalist didn't ask me why I ordered a dimer on a 92YO. I don't think they noticed it either, so I kept my mouth shut.

Absolutely.
I have an autotext set up for this precise purpose.
These old fukks all have renal insufficiency anyways.

 

[Jabbed]

I ordered a dimer other day thinking of this very forum. I remembered @RustedFox raving about age weighted dimers and how they had changed his life with all the snowbirds in FL. So, I have this 92YOF, think about that thread for a sec...and fire off a dimer. I can't wait for that sucker to come back under 920....Comes back 980. I was admitting her for something else anyway and just chose to ignore it, hoping the hospitalist didn't ask me why I ordered a dimer on a 92YO. I don't think they noticed it either, so I kept my mouth shut.

Just wait until this bad boy gets validated.

YEARS Algorithm for Pulmonary Embolism (PE) - MDCalc

 

[Fox800]

Just wait until this bad boy gets validated.

YEARS Algorithm for Pulmonary Embolism (PE) - MDCalc

It is validated. Also you can use YEARS + age-adjusted D-dimer.

The Ideal PE Rule-Out? RCT - PERC+YEARS+Age-Adjusted D-Dimer - JournalFeed

Spoon Feed In PERC positive patients, use of YEARS with age-adjusted D-dimer was noninferior to an age-adjusted D-dimer strategy alone.

journalfeed.org

 

[turkeyjerky]

It is validated. Also you can use YEARS + age-adjusted D-dimer.

The Ideal PE Rule-Out? RCT - PERC+YEARS+Age-Adjusted D-Dimer - JournalFeed

Spoon Feed In PERC positive patients, use of YEARS with age-adjusted D-dimer was noninferior to an age-adjusted D-dimer strategy alone.

journalfeed.org

This is what I do.