My new joke

[caligas]

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when the surgeon says they will be done by
X-oclock, I ask them "what time zone?"

Goes over swimmingly.

 

[Iso4ane]

when the surgeon says they will be done by
X-oclock, I ask them "what time zone?"

Goes over swimmingly.

Okay, I'll put enough coins in the gas machine to last us that long.

 

[Ronin2258]

When I was still doing soda on a daily basis, I would bet a can of diet coke.

The ensuring obesity from the artificial sweetner is the reason I no longer make that bet. XD