What's the typical Derm personality? Ortho shoulder vs. ortho hip? Rheum? Outpatient pulm who sees mostly asthma but doesn't do critical care? What's the typical Vegan personality? What's the typical NASCAR fan personality? Can we pigeonhole everyone? Let's try!
We're all introverted, we're all myopic. We all wear suspenders with belts. We have a predilection towards bowties. We have mustaches but not beards.
We drink tea. But only English teas. Rooibos is too subversive. We're interested in gourmet jams, but not jellies. Preserves are for the west coast liberals. Savory jams are for Guy Fieri.
We all got braces in college, and we all drive Saab's. We all lost our boyfriends to the captain of the cheerleading squad. We do cardio, but only with NordicTrac. We prefer Reiki to acupuncture.
We enjoy fluorescent light. We prefer object-oriented programming languages. We think sports is the opiate of the masses. We exclusively vote for the Green Party. We all prefer investment in infrastructure over education.
We all have typical neuro personalities. We are all laid-back, extroverted, and introverted and brainy.