Neuticles?

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What the...? I hope nobody was actually serious about this!
 
they're great stocking stuffers.

or 'for the man who has everything'
 
"Introducing Neuticles UltraPLUS® featuring ScarRetard - with Epididymis. An exact and precise reproduction of the pets organ including the Pampinform Plexus, Caput Epididymis, Ductus Deferens, Cauda Epididymis attached to the testicle."

Classic!
 
"Introducing Neuticles UltraPLUS® featuring ScarRetard - with Epididymis. An exact and precise reproduction of the pets organ including the Pampinform Plexus, Caput Epididymis, Ductus Deferens, Cauda Epididymis attached to the testicle."

Classic!

This is the one that I don't understand:
Equine & Bulls
NeuticlesNATURAL® (Solid Silicone - Natural Soft)

David Carpenter, PA-C
 
The quotes are the best:
"I've put off neutering "Crooked Joe" for months and when I found out about Neuticles and spoke to them it made me feel better about neutering. Joe not only looks the same now- but dosen't know he's missing anything."
Jeff Lane
Oak Park, Ill

David Carpenter, PA-C
 
I like the part about improving the dog's self esteem. As if the other dogs at the dog park have been pointing and laughing. Poor Fido :laugh:
 
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