Stop beating yourself up when your friends let you down. Move on and focus on the people who don't disappear on you, like your teammates.
Also, call your mother more, you're being a tool.
I was going to say, "No matter what happens, enjoy the ride. Make the most of it and you'll always find something beautiful, even in misery." But F### that, "Buy Bitcoin" can't be beat.
"That girl you're upset about, definitely not worth skipping meals and losing sleep over. You'll get over her, find a new one, and do it all over again."
"Your physical health is just as important as your academic, social, mental health."
"You can push yourself as much or as little as you're willing to."
"No...beer and cheese-itz are not two major food groups."
"Stop playing World of Warcraft. Stop caring about your online buddies as if they were real friends. Stop staying up until 2:00AM to raid Sunwell. The new expansion will replace all your phat lewts with greens."